Funny Dance Jokes

Dance Joke 1 Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Dance Joke 2 Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Dance Joke 3 Q. What do [...]

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Funny Dead And Dying Jokes

Dead And Dying Joke 1 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then, let it read Fred Brown [...]

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Don’t Listen to Him

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, "Dad, why don't you [...]

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Dumb Blonde Undergraduate Joke

One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor’s office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the dumb blonde said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that [...]

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What God looks like Joke

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “Im drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing [...]

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A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon Sports Joke

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
“I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I’ll have a basketball team!” said the Catholic.
“That’s nothing!” said the Baptist. “I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more [...]

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Funny Dentist Jokes

Dentist Joke 1 A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, [...]

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