Crash Saved

Crash Saved
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Mean Brother

im sure he knew what was going to happen
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Marathon Assistance Fail

The girl tried to help out really quick, bad idea.
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Skateboard Trick Tip

If you really want to know how to skateboard, just follow these easy to learn simple rules and you willl be showing off your new skills to everyone. You will get laid a lot. Seriously.
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Downhill Driving Fail

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Just Can't Wait

Got to Go
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Big Kid Fail

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Bad Time to Take a Picture

Bad Time to Take a Picture
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station!

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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. ...

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet ...

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.

The supreme deity turned to Al and asked: "Tell what is important about yourself." Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded "I think you are sitting in my chair!"

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Mother: "Let me see your report son." ...

Mother: "Let me see your report son."

Son: "Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!"

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Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll ...

Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend a Harley rider?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an ...

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.

Pope: "Sorry about the mix up."

President Clinton: "No problem."

Pope: "Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven."

President Clinton: "Why's that? It's not that great."

Pope: "All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

President Clinton: "Sorry, Your Holiness, You're a day late."

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go ...

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?

If it's the flu, you'll get better.

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What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

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A Bill Magician

A bill magician
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Lazy Cat Coughs And Farts At Same Time

Coughing and farting at the same time? Wow, it didn't take him long to become a part of the family!
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Mean Brother

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1erTOURdemachine1

1erTOURdemachine-1
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Coloreria Commercial

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Big Kid Fail

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Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. ...

Gordon Brown was lookin for a lady of the night. He found a girl in a local pub. He said: "I'm Prime minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend time with you ...?"

Her reply: "Mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners - then it won't cost a fucking penny!"

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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. ...

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"

"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."

So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."

"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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An Army Captain is assigned to remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he ...

An Army Captain is assigned to remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier why its there?

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urgers."

A month later the Caption has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it 2 the brothel!"

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

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First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!" ...

First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. ...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."

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Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll ...

Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies. "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend a Harley rider?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British ...

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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Psycho Sandy

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Final Back Kick

final back kick
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A Bill Magician

A bill magician
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Shock Joke

Funny Joke SHock.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!

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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. ...

So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ...

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!

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I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. ...

I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right.

Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.

At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: "Well, theres something missing."

The dealer puzzled asks: "What?"

I said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!"

Smiling the dealer says: "That's so they can walk home!"

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What is the difference between God and a social worker?

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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Crime doesn't pay ... ...

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?

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A man was walking down the street with a pig under his arm. ...

A man was walking down the street with a pig under his arm.

I asked: "Where did you get that?"

The pig replied: "I won him in a raffle!"

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A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and, nudges his wife awake and asks: ...

A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and, nudges his wife awake and asks: "Why don't we play it on, eh?"

She replies: "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks: "But you don't have any a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"

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Final Back Kick

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Old Couple Main Fight

Main fight between Cedric Tellier and Michael Nelson in the movie Old Couple by Cedric Tellier
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Shock Joke

Funny Joke SHock.
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2X Snowmobile Fail

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

It's been 25 years since his first moon walk.

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A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several ...

A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.

The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."

At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.

"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.

"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

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What did the circle say to the tangent line?

What did the circle say to the tangent line?

Stop touching me!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the ...

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!"

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, "I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!"

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions ... "What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?" asked the teacher.

"Legs!" Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?" asked the teacher.

"Pockets!" said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, "Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!"

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

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Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free ...

Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's ...

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."

The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."

Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."

The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

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Rose accompanied...

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s handy around the house.”

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A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. ...

A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."

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Stupid Woman Driver

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Old Couple Main Fight

Main fight between Cedric Tellier and Michael Nelson in the movie Old Couple by Cedric Tellier from www.ced-creaction.com
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Lost and Find

lost and find
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A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In ...

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you." The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"

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43rd Law of Computing: ...

43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair ...

An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"

The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."

So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long aligator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.

Just as the aligator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.

One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him ...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says: "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says,: "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies: "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says: "No, actually I'm your son's maths teacher!"

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Old Couple Main Fight

Main fight between Cedric Tellier and Michael Nelson in the movie Old Couple by Cedric Tellier from www.ced-creaction.com
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Cool Pets

cool pets
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2X Snowmobile Fail

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A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she ...

A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

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A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so ...

A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion."

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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. ...

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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Killers - Hotel Room

Trying to recover from a sudden break-up, Jen Kornfeldt (Katherine Heigl) believes she’ll never fall in love again. But when she reluctantly joins her parents on a trip to the French Riviera, Jen happens to meet the man of her dreams, the dashing, handsome Spencer Aimes (Ashton Kutcher). Three years later, her seemingly impossible wish has come true: she and Spencer are newlyweds living the ideal suburban life – that is, until the morning after Spencer’s 30th birthday when bullets start flying. Literally.

It turns out Spencer never bothered to tell Jen he’s also an international super-spy, and now Jen's perfect world has been turned upside down. Faced with the fact that her husband is a hit man, Jen is determined to discover what other secrets Spencer might be keeping – all the while trying to dodge bullets, keep up neighborly appearances, manage the in-laws…and work out some major trust issues.

And you thought suburban life was easy.

Starring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, directed by Robert Luketic from a screenplay by Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin and story by Bob DeRosa, Lionsgate’s KILLERS is a hilarious, unpredictable action comedy about love, marriage and serious firepower.

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Lost and Find

lost and find
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Cool Pets

cool pets
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The Angle of The Death Prank

what will you do if the angle of death behind you ?
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2X Snowmobile Fail

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Funny Shark Attack

very funny candid camera
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What's the definition of happiness?

What's the definition of happiness?

Getting up in the morning and seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton!

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why don't men believe in paternity tests?

Why don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.

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News Anchor Slips Up

News anchor mixes up his words and his co-Anchor won't let it go.
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Power Curve Ball

power curve ball
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Pavement Ski Fail

Pavement Ski Fail
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Knight and Day - Cameron Diaz's Super Adventurous Story!

Cameron Diaz meets Tom Cruise and what follows next is a series of dangerous yet funny incidents..Watch on as she narrates her adventurous story in the movie Knight and Day :-)
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Dj Download Riding the Bull on Colorado River

Dj Download riding the bull on Colorado River http://www.Download-Dj.com
Recorded by http://www.SocalJetBoats.com Brad and Omar from Punk Band 11 five 50. North of Mcintyre Rv Park in Blythe California Distributed by Tubemogul.
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Forest Love

We all love the forests and the forests already have made an effort themselves!
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Amazing Running Goal

amazing running goal
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Dog DJ

Dog DJ
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Justin Bieber Fail

Justin Bieber Fail
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Paper, Plastic, or Skirt? Naked and Funny 4416.

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Killers - Hotel Room

Trying to recover from a sudden break-up, Jen Kornfeldt (Katherine Heigl) believes she’ll never fall in love again. But when she reluctantly joins her parents on a trip to the French Riviera, Jen happens to meet the man of her dreams, the dashing, handsome Spencer Aimes (Ashton Kutcher). Three years later, her seemingly impossible wish has come true: she and Spencer are newlyweds living the ideal suburban life – that is, until the morning after Spencer’s 30th birthday when bullets start flying. Literally.

It turns out Spencer never bothered to tell Jen he’s also an international super-spy, and now Jen's perfect world has been turned upside down. Faced with the fact that her husband is a hit man, Jen is determined to discover what other secrets Spencer might be keeping – all the while trying to dodge bullets, keep up neighborly appearances, manage the in-laws…and work out some major trust issues.

And you thought suburban life was easy.

Starring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, directed by Robert Luketic from a screenplay by Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin and story by Bob DeRosa, Lionsgate’s KILLERS is a hilarious, unpredictable action comedy about love, marriage and serious firepower.

In Theaters June 4th!
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Lost and Find

lost and find
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The Angle of The Death Prank

what will you do if the angle of death behind you ?
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