"There is a God, but He drinks"
-- Blore
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Monday, April 30, 2007
"There is a God, but He drinks" -- Blore
"There is a God, but He drinks"
-- Blore
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Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
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Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a hell of a lot.
Peanut Blossoms
4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk
4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla
4 cups shortening 14 cups flour
8 eggs 4 tsp. soda
4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt
Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a
Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a
hell of a lot.
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Mario Music Drum
Mario Music Drum
Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 1,874 views | 3 comments
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Final Fantasy VIII - Kiss Me Goodbye
another amv from final fantasy.
music: kiss me goodbye (english version) - angela aki.
please, coment and rate.
Ranked 3.25 / 5 | 326 views | 3 comments
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Social Madman
Love to work, work to love. Looking for the perfect woman. Send me to meet NY!
Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 39 views | No comments
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New york�ny�casting�audition�mtv�vh1�love�
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KIDD(JACKPOTTER)
Jason Kidd
Ranked 3.25 / 5 | 1,375 views | 1 comment
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Houston UFO Sighting
For more UFO videos visit:
http://www.ansonic.com.au/3135/
Ranked 3.24 / 5 | 668 views | 1 comment
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Motogp 2006
motogp 2006
Ranked 3.52 / 5 | 387 views | 1 comment
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P2P Life
The P2P's life... And more...
Ranked 3.24 / 5 | 2,464 views | 3 comments
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Lexus LS460 Commercial
Lexus LS 460 commercial video
Ranked 3.24 / 5 | 246 views | 1 comment
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Lexus�LS460�Ls�460�limousine�luxus�commercial�ad�advertisement�spot�lentife�wtsnp�
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World_Skycrappers
So You Think You Can Dance
Folding An Origami Fish
This fish is not so difficult to fold.
Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 143 views | No comments
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Pepsi (Shuffle)
The Latest Pepsi Ad, by Pepsi Stars such as Ronaldinho, Messi, Henry, Lampard, Beckham, etc.
Ranked 3.26 / 5 | 233 views | 1 comment
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2005
He is the best in the world
Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 17,626 views | 41 comments
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guy�boy�
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Yo, JohnnyB Here.
check me out!
Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 306 views | No comments
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New york�ny�casting�audition�mtv�vh1�love�
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Cesc Fabregas Vs Balckburn
3ds Max Tutorial
03_basic_self_illuminated_object
Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 128 views | No comments
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3ds�max�tutorial�internet�pc�mac�computers�
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Saar Freestyle
Hole-In-One!
A sport of finesse, accuracy and composure... What's this guy playing?! For more information, please visit: www.GreatPockets.com!!!
Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 203 views | No comments
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Nokia�Nseries�N95�Great�Pockets�Henry�Needle�Sport�Golf�Golfer�Viral�Jeans�Camera�Cell�Mobile�Phone�
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson has N!pples! And they speak!
Paris Hilton reacts to Jessica Simpson n!pples. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Final Day of Not Touching Myself
Usually I wake up happy and ready to start my day of making silly jokes. But today I woke up p!ssed off. If I had a crossbow next to my bed, I would have loaded it up with a flaming poison arrow and shot a fluffy-tailed squirrel from my apartment window. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Dating Advice: The guy I like flirts with me but also has a girlfriend.
Hi Hog, Do you think he is interested in dating me or does he has no intention of leaving his girlfriend?... I think he is interested in dating you AND he has no intention of leaving his girlfriend... Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Billionaire Pays Jennifer Lopez $2 Million
Billionaire pays Jennifer Lopez $2 million to sing at wife birthday party. What an overpriced gift! + The Celebrity Singer Price List. Funny MySpace Pictures + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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Dating Advice: I want to ask her out but I do not want to ruin our friendship.
Can you become too good of friends to ask someone out? Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Rosie ODonnell Rolls Out
Rosie ODonnell leaves The View over salary dispute. She is demanding more $$$ because of the rising cost of plankton. Donald Trump offers Rosie ODonnell a new job. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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The Homeless Wedding
I live in New York City and you know there are homeless people here. Well there is this homeless guy on my block that I see every day for years now. We're like friends now. So he invited me to his wedding. It was an outdoor wedding. Duh. It was a big wedding. 2000 guests attended. Because that is how many people were in Central Park... Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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USC Cheerleaders: 2,4,6,8, Try Not to M@sturbate!
If I was sentenced to the Electric Chair for a crime I did not commit... as soon as I sat down I would start to rub one out. And I would time my man-geyser at the exact moment they pull the lever so my jammy would ejaculate a lightning bolt!
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Give you Prom Advice
Paris Hilton teaches you about the Last Dance, Lindsay Lohan has very practical tips for accessorizing. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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My Oral Report: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Experiences
A girl once told me that I should drink pineapple juice so that my s*men would taste better. What the f*ck?! So I explained to her, Hey! It is s*men... not a margarita!
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Testdrive Of The Corvette C06
corvette c06 always amazing
Ranked 3.41 / 5 | 1,565 views | 4 comments
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Boy In Love
NEVER GIVE UP GUYS
Ranked 3.81 / 5 | 2,130 views | No comments
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boy�love�kevin�mitnick�letter�school�kids�children�weyerhaeuser�ads�commercials�recycling�
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Emma Watson Birthday
The beautiful Emma Watson
Ranked 3.53 / 5 | 4,718 views | 3 comments
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Emma�Watson�Harry�potter�Beautiful�celebs�
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Art
Painting with hands and head.
Ranked 3.78 / 5 | 1,738 views | 5 comments
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Kallaz Khafagy
my life and my love when i destroy it
Ranked 3.37 / 5 | 3,509 views | 13 comments
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Bigones At Gumball 2007
bigones at gumball 2007
Ranked 3.01 / 5 | 85 views | No comments
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Alex Roy Driveaway At Gumball 2007
alex roy driveaway at gumball 2007
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Lambo Rev At Gumball 2007
lambo revinn
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gumball�Race�Cars�Rally�Gumball 3000�
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Army
A short tribute to all the soldiers.
Ranked 3.41 / 5 | 2,009 views | 2 comments
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soldiers�army�military�war�weapons�
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Gumball 2007 Begins!
Some drivers managing to escape the kent police
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Podence
Cruising through a village called "Podence".
Ranked 3.32 / 5 | 1,401 views | 2 comments
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Gumball 2007 - Race Day!
All the cars driving passed hyde park corner!
Ranked 3.68 / 5 | 771 views | No comments
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Amazing Dancer
Beautiful dancer attracting poeple around her
Ranked 3.30 / 5 | 517 views | 1 comment
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dance�girl�arabic�belly�oriental�
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Intel Mariah Carey Computer
Intel Mariah Carey computer
Ranked 3.71 / 5 | 1,291 views | No comments
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Intel�Mariah�Carey�computer�ads�commercials�
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Funny Commercial
this is funny, what do you think
Ranked 3.66 / 5 | 529 views | 1 comment
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erricson�commercials�ads�order�misunderstanding�restaurant�
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I'm Power Girl Dammit!!!
Based loosely on the DC comic's story arc, Oracle calls up Power Girl, asking her to rejoin The Birds of Prey. But after having a previously bad experience, Power Girl is not exactly jumping at the chance. And while on the phone having her chat, Power Girl is stuck dealing with a childlike Bizzaro Superman. Hopefully he will finally overcome his terrible diction before he makes a complete ass of himself..... or maybe not. Either way, watch I'M POWER GIRL DAMMIT!!!
A WORD FROM CHRIS
I shot and edited this movie in less than a day. It all started when Tawnya Manion came over to visit and she mentioned that she really wanted to do another Power Girl movie. I said sure thing, but what should it be about? So we started thinking and I came across a bit where Oracle had asked PeeGee to rejoin the Birds of Prey and her response was "When Hell freezes over." I thought that was funny and definitely very appropriate for Power Girl to say. So I got cracking on a script based around that one line and started filling it with jokes. I wanted to make references to my 1st PeeGee film and definitely mock her enormous.... assests. As one can already tell, that's what makes Power Girl most memorable.
So after I had written the script and figured out who my villain would be (I needed someone equally as dumb as Solomon Grundy, but easily capable of being funnier- Bizzaro was my choice because he is a retarded version of Superman, so A- he's in the Super Family of villains and B- It would be logical for PeeGee to fight him, yet not take him seriously, since no one really does) I needed to cast the part. Guile Branco was, believe it or not, the only one who wanted to audition. I guess all the other actors were too afraid to look foolish on screen and tarnish their reputation. Anyhoo, he did a great job physically as Bizzaro, but unfortunately, he couldn't nail the voice. Guile is Brazilian and has a thick South American accent. So it's really funny hearing him try to do the voice, but it just wouldn't fly. So I stepped in and dubbed him. Yeah I know, the dubbing isn't 100% believable, but I don't have a professional sound studio, so I really had to wing it. But if you just sit back and watch, it kinda works.
Ranked 3.34 / 5 | 12,815 views | 8 comments
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Final Fantasy X And X-2 - Sem Ar (Without Air)
one amv i've done... please, leave a coment and rate...
music: sem ar - d'black
Ranked 3.47 / 5 | 272 views | 5 comments
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final fantasy�ffx�amv�anime�
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My Oral Report: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Experiences
A girl once told me that I should drink pineapple juice so that my s*men would taste better. What the f*ck?! So I explained to her, Hey! It is s*men... not a margarita!
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Sunday, April 29, 2007
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)
A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My dears,
Though you may think it odd of me,
I'm tired of just sodomy
Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)
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Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. -- The Anarchist Cookbook
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be
the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook
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"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
"I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense."
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Meteor Caught In Mexico
pretty cool video i took of a meteor in mexico
Ranked 3.52 / 5 | 2,789 views | 10 comments
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AREA-51
...
Ranked 3.19 / 5 | 587 views | 1 comment
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cars�autos�vehicles.compilation�pics�inside�
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Inter Milan 2 - 0 Roma
an old match from 2 years, which the two goals socored to Roma by Inter milan and the two goals were free kicks
Ranked 3.42 / 5 | 849 views | 1 comment
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Amazage Solve Rubick's Cube In 6,45 Sec
He solve rubick's cube in 6.45 seconds it is improbable
Ranked 3.39 / 5 | 1,286 views | 5 comments
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Ferrari Relay @ Deventer, Photos Part 3
Stickmen Attack On Desktop
Mr Bean - The Preacher
Rowan Atkinson pretends he is Jesus, hilarious!
Ranked 3.53 / 5 | 2,746 views | 3 comments
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Micheal Schumacher - The Legend
the 7 times world formula 1 champion
Ranked 3.72 / 5 | 772 views | 2 comments
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Hack A Pair Of Headphones!!
Make your own noise cancelling headphones that block out traffic noise, screaming babies, airplane noise... for $20! These blow away my Sennheisers! Takes about 1 minute to make!
Ranked 3.74 / 5 | 1,710 views | 17 comments
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Do Not Piss On An Electric Fence
Security camera footage of a guy taking a painful leak on an electric fence.
Ranked 3.43 / 5 | 1,185 views | 4 comments
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Nice Vid With Some Good Skills
many good football players with great skill.
please comment and rate
Ranked 3.55 / 5 | 1,465 views | 2 comments
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Submitted By: nooq
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Special Effects
Show it, nice for eyes...
Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 530 views | 2 comments
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Being Mister Prankster
Revealed - Reset!
Make the aces and kings change places multiple times! Part of the "Twisting Reset" routine!
Ranked 3.44 / 5 | 651 views | 5 comments
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Submitted By: MagiKard
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Card�Trick�Revealed�Tutorial�Explanation�Secret�Magic�Reset�Twisting�Sleight�Hand�
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