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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages, who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be! -- Thackeray
A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages,
who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never
speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of
unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!
-- Thackeray
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I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of
nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
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We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. -- Linus Torvalds
We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
-- Linus Torvalds
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The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the field for many years in both chess and ax murders. It is well known that as early as 1970, the U.S.S.R., aware of what a defeat at Reykjavik would do to national prestige, implemented a vigorous program of preparation and incentive. Every day for an entire year, a team of psychologists, chess analysts and coaches met with the top three Russian grand masters and threatened them with a pointy stick. That these tactics proved fruitless is now a part of chess history and a further testament to the American way, which provides that if you want something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from the Russians. -- Marshall Brickman, Playboy
The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average
Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement
of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet
reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the
field for many years in both chess and ax murders. It is well known that as
early as 1970, the U.S.S.R., aware of what a defeat at Reykjavik would do to
national prestige, implemented a vigorous program of preparation and
incentive. Every day for an entire year, a team of psychologists, chess
analysts and coaches met with the top three Russian grand masters and
threatened them with a pointy stick. That these tactics proved fruitless
is now a part of chess history and a further testament to the American way,
which provides that if you want something badly enough, you can always go to
Iceland and get it from the Russians.
-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
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Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
Information Center, n.:
A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is
to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
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Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
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"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade there's more commerce." George W. Bush April 21, 2001 From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.
"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade
there's more commerce."
George W. Bush
April 21, 2001
From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.
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He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.
He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.
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American Idol5-worst Auditions
american idol5-worst auditions Ranked 3.94 / 5 | 1,858 views | 2 comments
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Guy Delivers Fridge By Crane
Crazy guy try to bring in fridge through window. Ranked 3.77 / 5 | 271 views | No comments
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Funny Chain Of Accidents
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Driving In The Desert
He flew over the car Ranked 3.67 / 5 | 239 views | No comments
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LYNX- The Pied Piper (The Lynx Effect)
Watch the cool and sexy TV commercial of LYNX - the Pied Piper Ranked 3.28 / 5 | 99 views | No comments
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BABY DANCING AS SHAKIRA
BABY DANCE AS SHAKIRA Ranked 3.59 / 5 | 150 views | No comments
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Bride Lets Out Nasty Fart
Very bad day.. Ranked 3.61 / 5 | 227 views | No comments
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Audi Quattros In The Mud.
Audi Quattros testing their abilities in the mud. Ranked 3.20 / 5 | 216 views | No comments
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Cristiano Ronaldo - The 1st Movie
Best Cristiano Ronaldo Video Blog - http://CR7-Ronaldo.Blogspot.com. Ranked 3.72 / 5 | 221 views | No comments
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The Simpson Remix
Cool Ranked 3.16 / 5 | 49 views | No comments
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Adsense Referrals 2, Adsense CPA
http://www.peterdrew.net/aog/ for further information on profiting from the New Adsense Referrals 2 , Adsense CPA Launch.
Turn your 1 cent adsense clicks to huge recurring profits Ranked 3.53 / 5 | 36 views | No comments
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JESUS CREATED ALL THINGS.
John 1:3 Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 91 views | No comments
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GI JOE THE EPIC SAGA- Episode 11 Of 100!
GI Joe: The Epic Saga Episode 11 of 100! New episodes uploaded weekly!
In this episode: The Joes are safe in their bomb shelther hiding from Cobra. Falcon still doubts Cobra is behind it, and forces the Joes to leave the safety to have an assembly back in the open.
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Foot Dance
This is awesome Ranked 4.06 / 5 | 244 views | 4 comments
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Insanely Fast Merry Go Round Owns Some Jackass
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Tribute To The Wounded Soldiers
I was inspired after awatching the BBC1s Power To The People Program about how wounded British troops are treated. I then decided to create this video in honor of the wounded Troops out there. Ranked 3.86 / 5 | 38 views | No comments
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TSUNAMI...
ClassicTelevisionBlog.com - Jay Leno
We hope you enjoy this clip from the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. In it, Johnny Carson inteviews funny man, Jay Leno. It's one of our favorite moments in Classic Television.
Enjoy!
ClassicTelevisionBlog.com Ranked 3.06 / 5 | 200 views | No comments
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Rodney�Dangerfield�Jay�Leno�
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How To Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt From Fight Club In 12 Weeks Or L
How to Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt (Tyler Durden) From Fight Club in 12 Weeks Or Less. Follow this weekly Tyler Durden workout program and watch as the women come to you. Ranked 3.64 / 5 | 78 views | 1 comment
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product
Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?
It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)
HogWild Exclusive!
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant
Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth
Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Handling Major Sports Scandals Sopranos-Style
Barry Bonds juicing, Michael Vick dog-fighting, Referee Tim Donaghy gambling... all 3 scandals could be settled with delicate diplomacy. But what fun is that? Lets solve these problems with creative Sopranos-style violence! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Going to Jail is so Trendy! Now it is time for Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is the latest celebrity to sing the prison blues for DUI. And she's getting her own customized jail cell! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Dating Advice: Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy for his phone number?
See my dating advice + why you girls should play kinda-hard-to-get. + The definition of the word: hottitude. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Alba is Single!
Jessica Alba dumps her boyfriend. Who should she date next? (No, not you.) Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Instant Card Change
Change a random card into that of your spectators in front of their eyes with nothing more than a flick of the card! Ranked 3.57 / 5 | 106 views | No comments
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magic�trick�illusion�card�change�instant�
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Make Your PC Faster For FREE!!!
Spyware removal / Prevent spyware from being installed / Registry fix / System optimization / Startup magnage / Privacy sweep / Junk files clean Ranked 3.75 / 5 | 181 views | No comments
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PC�Faster�Spyware�removal�Prevent�spyware�Registry�fix�System�optimization�
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Hamburg Motorbike Days 2007
Pressday on the Hamburg Motorbike Days in Germany.
www.motoso.de is an Internet-Marketplace for new and used Car Parts and Services. As a private User you can sell and buy
completely free!
www.motoso.de ist der Internet-Marktplatz für neue und gebrauchte Kfz ersatzteile, Tuning und Service.Privatnutzer kaufen und verkaufen kostenlos!
--Sent via http://heyspread.com Ranked 3.51 / 5 | 59 views | No comments
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motoso�dragster�bike�burnout�motorrad�harley�heyspread�
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Decorating Vacation Property For Profit
Advice and ideas for decorating your vacation property to give maximum impact for minimum time, effort and money. Ranked 3.60 / 5 | 114 views | No comments
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decorating�decor�decoration�interior�design�vacation�property�holiday�home�
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Cool And Simple Magic Trick For A Restraunt Amaze Your Friends
magic sugar from a sweet and low packet disapear in your hands at the table. Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 114 views | No comments
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magic�how�
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AMAZING PRINTING CARDS TRICK
MIXTURE INCREIDIBLE CARD MAGIC TRICK
After so many mixing your card reveals it self!! REALLY GREAT TRICK!!!Ill reveal it in a next video... Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 105 views | No comments
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magic�card�trick�tricks�amazing�david�chris�angel�blane�magician�great�video�increidible�magia�cards�
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Essen Motorshow 2006
Our Roadtrip to the car styling and tuning show 'Essen Motorshow'.
www.motoso.de is an Internet-Marketplace for new and used Car Parts and Services. As a private User you can sell and buy
completely free!
www.motoso.de ist der Internet-Marktplatz für neue und gebrauchte Kfz ersatzteile, Tuning und Service.Privatnutzer kaufen und verkaufen kostenlos!
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essen�motorshow�car�tuning�show�motoso�heyspread�
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Monkey Chain Knot
How tie a monkey's chain/daisy knot/shortening knot/crochet stitch.
For more information and projects, check out http://funditor.110mb.com Ranked 4.12 / 5 | 336 views | 1 comment
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monkey's�chain�daisy�knot�crochet�how��tie�
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The Most Amazing Pictures
Amazing pictures from all over the world, from acreditesequiser.net Ranked 3.58 / 5 | 292 views | No comments
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Sexiest Costumes At Comicon
We filmed The hottest costumes this year! See more sexy outfits at Theyoushow.com Ranked 3.97 / 5 | 101 views | No comments
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Comicon�costumes�girl�booty�sexy�video�games�thong�
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A Flower Born In Kerala
Nothing but a flower Ranked 3.26 / 5 | 200 views | No comments
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Japanese Extreme Obstacle Courses
Spider man should have been Japanese Ranked 3.33 / 5 | 57 views | No comments
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Obama The Cigarette Smoker!
Soooooooo, Osama Obama is a cigarette smoker. My, oh my! Ranked 3.12 / 5 | 202 views | 2 comments
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obama�marcosxp�
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Spy Video
Nissan GTR Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 117 views | No comments
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Nissan�GTR�Spy�
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Jaguar XJ Diesel Sport
Madeover rather than new, the 2008 Jaguar XJ nonetheless continues to represent the stylish face of leading-edge technology. Ranked 3.65 / 5 | 87 views | No comments
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Magic Touch
hi Ranked 3.63 / 5 | 201 views | No comments
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How To Clean Cat Teeth??
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Dancing On The Job.
My mate caught having a little dance at work on the security cameras.Funnny that he cant dance and who's playing the music there is none where he is?????? Ranked 3.04 / 5 | 201 views | No comments
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F1 Accident
F1 Accident Ranked 3.47 / 5 | 2 views | No comments
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There are 2 Types of People who go to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Winners and Losers
Winners eat ONLY the most expensive items. I eat prime rib. I eat lobster. I pluck the shrimp out of the lobster sauce. I am that guy. The guy you glare at while you mouth the word, Winner. ...Losers drink soda. Morons! Soda costs the restaurant 5 cents per barrel. I drink the blood that drips out of my steak. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product
Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?
It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)
HogWild Exclusive!
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant
Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth
Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Handling Major Sports Scandals Sopranos-Style
Barry Bonds juicing, Michael Vick dog-fighting, Referee Tim Donaghy gambling... all 3 scandals could be settled with delicate diplomacy. But what fun is that? Lets solve these problems with creative Sopranos-style violence! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Going to Jail is so Trendy! Now it is time for Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is the latest celebrity to sing the prison blues for DUI. And she's getting her own customized jail cell! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Dating Advice: Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy for his phone number?
See my dating advice + why you girls should play kinda-hard-to-get. + The definition of the word: hottitude. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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The 5 Craziest Things Ann Coulter Has Ever Said
5. "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
4. "We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order...
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Friday, July 27, 2007
Marshal Art
see now Ranked 3.88 / 5 | 403 views | 1 comment
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My Son Trying To Eat The Puppy!
gota watch it is cute and funny as hell Ranked 3.01 / 5 | 210 views | No comments
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Ballistic Chute Deployment
http://www.aviationvids.com
This amazing video (excerpted from CNN) shows an aircraft deploying an all-aircraft parachute made by Ballistic Recovery Systems of St. Paul, MN, after colliding with a glider tow-plane. The video also shows deployments of BRS chutes on Cirrus aircraft, as well as interviews with the pilots. Ranked 3.00 / 5 | 154 views | 1 comment
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Lovingly Player
see now Ranked 3.87 / 5 | 353 views | 2 comments
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sports�people�
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Tesbihat - 3
Yapandan ALLAH razı olsun. Ranked 3.12 / 5 | 201 views | No comments
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Michael Jordan Mix
Here's a Michael Jordan mix I made by myself. Enjoy! Ranked 3.28 / 5 | 235 views | No comments
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michael�jordan�mix�down�with��sickness�disturbed�basketball�dribble�shoot�dunk�
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Angolan Fighters
Two angry car washers Ranked 3.35 / 5 | 136 views | No comments
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Angola�
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Dating Advice: I keep dating bad boys and I don't know how to take a compliment. What's wrong with me?
You like the bad boys. They are exciting. You are attracted to them because they treat you bad and they are dangerous and not stable. You have to make yourself attracted to guys who are healthy for you. * Bad boys are Skittles. They taste good but they are going to rot your teeth!
* Good boys are vegetables. Boring.
* That is why you need a boy who is a fruit.
Uh, I mean, you know, because fruit is healthy and tastes good. Ahem. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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8 Baseball Playoff Predictions + Big Breasted Alyssa Milano Blogs for MLB, Barely Covers her Bases
I have this dream that I'm a baseball player and Alyssa Milano is the team manager. She says to me: All right, tonight you are hitting in the 2 hole! -- Then I giggle and giggle. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Tom Cruise Welcomes David and Victoria Beckham to America
Tom Cruise throws a Welcome to America bash for David and Victoria Beckham. Because there aint no party like a Scientology party! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
There are 2 Types of People who go to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Winners and Losers
Winners eat ONLY the most expensive items. I eat prime rib. I eat lobster. I pluck the shrimp out of the lobster sauce. I am that guy. The guy you glare at while you mouth the word, Winner. ...Losers drink soda. Morons! Soda costs the restaurant 5 cents per barrel. I drink the blood that drips out of my steak. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product
Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?
It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)
HogWild Exclusive!
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant
Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth
Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404
The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"Over the weekend, President Bush had his annual physical and he had one of those colonoscopies. Now he knows what it feels like to be invaded. ... He's okay, although...
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Amazing Kid - Speaks 13 Languages
Speaks 13 different languages including French, Italian, German, Arabic, Russian, and Japanese. Ranked 4.50 / 5 | 3,139 views | 11 comments
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Intelligent Tire..
watch this it's really funny Ranked 3.97 / 5 | 1,657 views | No comments
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Nice Bowling.
thats a really funny bowling game. Ranked 3.69 / 5 | 272 views | No comments
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