Tuesday, July 31, 2007

You will re



You will re

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A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages, who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be! -- Thackeray



A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatters, who never manages,

who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never

speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of

unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!

-- Thackeray

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I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.



I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of

nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.

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We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. -- Linus Torvalds



We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.



-- Linus Torvalds

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The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the field for many years in both chess and ax murders. It is well known that as early as 1970, the U.S.S.R., aware of what a defeat at Reykjavik would do to national prestige, implemented a vigorous program of preparation and incentive. Every day for an entire year, a team of psychologists, chess analysts and coaches met with the top three Russian grand masters and threatened them with a pointy stick. That these tactics proved fruitless is now a part of chess history and a further testament to the American way, which provides that if you want something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from the Russians. -- Marshall Brickman, Playboy



The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average

Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement

of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet

reflection followed by sudden preventive action explains why they led the

field for many years in both chess and ax murders. It is well known that as

early as 1970, the U.S.S.R., aware of what a defeat at Reykjavik would do to

national prestige, implemented a vigorous program of preparation and

incentive. Every day for an entire year, a team of psychologists, chess

analysts and coaches met with the top three Russian grand masters and

threatened them with a pointy stick. That these tactics proved fruitless

is now a part of chess history and a further testament to the American way,

which provides that if you want something badly enough, you can always go to

Iceland and get it from the Russians.

-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973

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Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.



Information Center, n.:

A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is

to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.

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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.



HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:

#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.

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Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.



Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.

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"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade there's more commerce." George W. Bush April 21, 2001 From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.



"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade

there's more commerce."



George W. Bush

April 21, 2001

From comments made in Quebec City, Canada.

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He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.



He who farts in church must sit in his own pew.

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American Idol5-worst Auditions




American Idol5-worst Auditions


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Guy Delivers Fridge By Crane




Guy Delivers Fridge By Crane


Crazy guy try to bring in fridge through window. Ranked 3.77 / 5 | 271 views | No comments



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Funny Chain Of Accidents




Funny Chain Of Accidents


Check out this funny commercial video. Ranked 3.74 / 5 | 264 views | No comments



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Driving In The Desert




Driving In The Desert


He flew over the car Ranked 3.67 / 5 | 239 views | No comments



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LYNX- The Pied Piper (The Lynx Effect)




LYNX- The Pied Piper (The Lynx Effect)


Watch the cool and sexy TV commercial of LYNX - the Pied Piper Ranked 3.28 / 5 | 99 views | No comments



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BABY DANCING AS SHAKIRA




BABY DANCING AS SHAKIRA


BABY DANCE AS SHAKIRA Ranked 3.59 / 5 | 150 views | No comments



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Bride Lets Out Nasty Fart




Bride Lets Out Nasty Fart


Very bad day.. Ranked 3.61 / 5 | 227 views | No comments



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Audi Quattros In The Mud.




Audi Quattros In The Mud.


Audi Quattros testing their abilities in the mud. Ranked 3.20 / 5 | 216 views | No comments



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Cristiano Ronaldo - The 1st Movie




Cristiano Ronaldo - The 1st Movie


Best Cristiano Ronaldo Video Blog - http://CR7-Ronaldo.Blogspot.com. Ranked 3.72 / 5 | 221 views | No comments



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The Simpson Remix




The Simpson Remix


Cool Ranked 3.16 / 5 | 49 views | No comments



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Adsense Referrals 2, Adsense CPA




Adsense Referrals 2, Adsense CPA


http://www.peterdrew.net/aog/ for further information on profiting from the New Adsense Referrals 2 , Adsense CPA Launch.
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JESUS CREATED ALL THINGS.




JESUS CREATED ALL THINGS.


John 1:3 Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 91 views | No comments



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Emm Gryner Blackwinged Bird




Emm Gryner Blackwinged Bird


Artist: Gryner
Director: Stephen Scott
DOP: Marcus Elliot
Producer: Shannon Brand
Post: Nial McFadyen Ranked 3.19 / 5 | 203 views | 1 comment



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GI JOE THE EPIC SAGA- Episode 11 Of 100!




GI JOE THE EPIC SAGA- Episode 11 Of 100!


GI Joe: The Epic Saga Episode 11 of 100! New episodes uploaded weekly!

In this episode: The Joes are safe in their bomb shelther hiding from Cobra. Falcon still doubts Cobra is behind it, and forces the Joes to leave the safety to have an assembly back in the open.

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Foot Dance




Foot Dance


This is awesome Ranked 4.06 / 5 | 244 views | 4 comments



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Insanely Fast Merry Go Round Owns Some Jackass




Insanely Fast Merry Go Round Owns Some Jackass


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Tribute To The Wounded Soldiers




Tribute To The Wounded Soldiers


I was inspired after awatching the BBC1s Power To The People Program about how wounded British troops are treated. I then decided to create this video in honor of the wounded Troops out there. Ranked 3.86 / 5 | 38 views | No comments



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TSUNAMI...




TSUNAMI...


TSUNAMI... Ranked 3.96 / 5 | 201 views | 1 comment



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ClassicTelevisionBlog.com - Jay Leno




ClassicTelevisionBlog.com - Jay Leno


We hope you enjoy this clip from the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. In it, Johnny Carson inteviews funny man, Jay Leno. It's one of our favorite moments in Classic Television.

Enjoy!

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How To Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt From Fight Club In 12 Weeks Or L




How To Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt From Fight Club In 12 Weeks Or L


How to Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt (Tyler Durden) From Fight Club in 12 Weeks Or Less. Follow this weekly Tyler Durden workout program and watch as the women come to you. Ranked 3.64 / 5 | 78 views | 1 comment



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Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product



Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?



It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)



HogWild Exclusive!

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant



Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth



Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404



The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Handling Major Sports Scandals Sopranos-Style



Barry Bonds juicing, Michael Vick dog-fighting, Referee Tim Donaghy gambling... all 3 scandals could be settled with delicate diplomacy. But what fun is that? Lets solve these problems with creative Sopranos-style violence! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Going to Jail is so Trendy! Now it is time for Nicole Richie



Nicole Richie is the latest celebrity to sing the prison blues for DUI. And she's getting her own customized jail cell! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy for his phone number?



See my dating advice + why you girls should play kinda-hard-to-get. + The definition of the word: hottitude. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Alba is Single!



Jessica Alba dumps her boyfriend. Who should she date next? (No, not you.) Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Instant Card Change




Instant Card Change


Change a random card into that of your spectators in front of their eyes with nothing more than a flick of the card! Ranked 3.57 / 5 | 106 views | No comments



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Make Your PC Faster For FREE!!!




Make Your PC Faster For FREE!!!


Spyware removal / Prevent spyware from being installed / Registry fix / System optimization / Startup magnage / Privacy sweep / Junk files clean Ranked 3.75 / 5 | 181 views | No comments



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Hamburg Motorbike Days 2007




Hamburg Motorbike Days 2007


Pressday on the Hamburg Motorbike Days in Germany.

www.motoso.de is an Internet-Marketplace for new and used Car Parts and Services. As a private User you can sell and buy
completely free!

www.motoso.de ist der Internet-Marktplatz für neue und gebrauchte Kfz ersatzteile, Tuning und Service.Privatnutzer kaufen und verkaufen kostenlos!

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Decorating Vacation Property For Profit




Decorating Vacation Property For Profit


Advice and ideas for decorating your vacation property to give maximum impact for minimum time, effort and money. Ranked 3.60 / 5 | 114 views | No comments



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Cool And Simple Magic Trick For A Restraunt Amaze Your Friends




Cool And Simple Magic Trick For A Restraunt Amaze Your Friends


magic sugar from a sweet and low packet disapear in your hands at the table. Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 114 views | No comments



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AMAZING PRINTING CARDS TRICK




AMAZING PRINTING CARDS TRICK


AWESOME CLOSE UP MAGIC Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 81 views | 1 comment



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MIXTURE INCREIDIBLE CARD MAGIC TRICK




MIXTURE INCREIDIBLE CARD MAGIC TRICK


After so many mixing your card reveals it self!! REALLY GREAT TRICK!!!Ill reveal it in a next video... Ranked 3.23 / 5 | 105 views | No comments



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Essen Motorshow 2006




Essen Motorshow 2006


Our Roadtrip to the car styling and tuning show 'Essen Motorshow'.

www.motoso.de is an Internet-Marketplace for new and used Car Parts and Services. As a private User you can sell and buy
completely free!

www.motoso.de ist der Internet-Marktplatz für neue und gebrauchte Kfz ersatzteile, Tuning und Service.Privatnutzer kaufen und verkaufen kostenlos!

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Monkey Chain Knot




Monkey Chain Knot


How tie a monkey's chain/daisy knot/shortening knot/crochet stitch.
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The Most Amazing Pictures




The Most Amazing Pictures


Amazing pictures from all over the world, from acreditesequiser.net Ranked 3.58 / 5 | 292 views | No comments



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Sexiest Costumes At Comicon




Sexiest Costumes At Comicon


We filmed The hottest costumes this year! See more sexy outfits at Theyoushow.com Ranked 3.97 / 5 | 101 views | No comments



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A Flower Born In Kerala




A Flower Born In Kerala


Nothing but a flower Ranked 3.26 / 5 | 200 views | No comments



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Japanese Extreme Obstacle Courses




Japanese Extreme Obstacle Courses


Spider man should have been Japanese Ranked 3.33 / 5 | 57 views | No comments



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Obama The Cigarette Smoker!




Obama The Cigarette Smoker!


Soooooooo, Osama Obama is a cigarette smoker. My, oh my! Ranked 3.12 / 5 | 202 views | 2 comments



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Spy Video




Spy Video


Nissan GTR Ranked 3.22 / 5 | 117 views | No comments



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Jaguar XJ Diesel Sport




Jaguar XJ Diesel Sport


Madeover rather than new, the 2008 Jaguar XJ nonetheless continues to represent the stylish face of leading-edge technology. Ranked 3.65 / 5 | 87 views | No comments



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Magic Touch




Magic Touch


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How To Clean Cat Teeth??




How To Clean Cat Teeth??


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Dancing On The Job.




Dancing On The Job.


My mate caught having a little dance at work on the security cameras.Funnny that he cant dance and who's playing the music there is none where he is?????? Ranked 3.04 / 5 | 201 views | No comments



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F1 Accident




F1 Accident


F1 Accident Ranked 3.47 / 5 | 2 views | No comments



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There are 2 Types of People who go to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Winners and Losers



Winners eat ONLY the most expensive items. I eat prime rib. I eat lobster. I pluck the shrimp out of the lobster sauce. I am that guy. The guy you glare at while you mouth the word, Winner. ...Losers drink soda. Morons! Soda costs the restaurant 5 cents per barrel. I drink the blood that drips out of my steak. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product



Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?



It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)



HogWild Exclusive!

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant



Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth



Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404



The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

Handling Major Sports Scandals Sopranos-Style



Barry Bonds juicing, Michael Vick dog-fighting, Referee Tim Donaghy gambling... all 3 scandals could be settled with delicate diplomacy. But what fun is that? Lets solve these problems with creative Sopranos-style violence! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

Funny MySpace Pictures: Going to Jail is so Trendy! Now it is time for Nicole Richie



Nicole Richie is the latest celebrity to sing the prison blues for DUI. And she's getting her own customized jail cell! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

Dating Advice: Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy for his phone number?



See my dating advice + why you girls should play kinda-hard-to-get. + The definition of the word: hottitude. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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The 5 Craziest Things Ann Coulter Has Ever Said



5. "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

4. "We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order...

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Marshal Art




Marshal Art


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My Son Trying To Eat The Puppy!




My Son Trying To Eat The Puppy!


gota watch it is cute and funny as hell Ranked 3.01 / 5 | 210 views | No comments



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Ballistic Chute Deployment




Ballistic Chute Deployment


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This amazing video (excerpted from CNN) shows an aircraft deploying an all-aircraft parachute made by Ballistic Recovery Systems of St. Paul, MN, after colliding with a glider tow-plane. The video also shows deployments of BRS chutes on Cirrus aircraft, as well as interviews with the pilots. Ranked 3.00 / 5 | 154 views | 1 comment



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Lovingly Player




Lovingly Player


see now Ranked 3.87 / 5 | 353 views | 2 comments



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Tesbihat - 3




Tesbihat - 3


Yapandan ALLAH razı olsun. Ranked 3.12 / 5 | 201 views | No comments



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Michael Jordan Mix




Michael Jordan Mix


Here's a Michael Jordan mix I made by myself. Enjoy! Ranked 3.28 / 5 | 235 views | No comments



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Angolan Fighters




Angolan Fighters


Two angry car washers Ranked 3.35 / 5 | 136 views | No comments



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Dating Advice: I keep dating bad boys and I don't know how to take a compliment. What's wrong with me?



You like the bad boys. They are exciting. You are attracted to them because they treat you bad and they are dangerous and not stable. You have to make yourself attracted to guys who are healthy for you. * Bad boys are Skittles. They taste good but they are going to rot your teeth!
* Good boys are vegetables. Boring.
* That is why you need a boy who is a fruit.
Uh, I mean, you know, because fruit is healthy and tastes good. Ahem. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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8 Baseball Playoff Predictions + Big Breasted Alyssa Milano Blogs for MLB, Barely Covers her Bases



I have this dream that I'm a baseball player and Alyssa Milano is the team manager. She says to me: All right, tonight you are hitting in the 2 hole! -- Then I giggle and giggle. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Tom Cruise Welcomes David and Victoria Beckham to America



Tom Cruise throws a Welcome to America bash for David and Victoria Beckham. Because there aint no party like a Scientology party! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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There are 2 Types of People who go to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Winners and Losers



Winners eat ONLY the most expensive items. I eat prime rib. I eat lobster. I pluck the shrimp out of the lobster sauce. I am that guy. The guy you glare at while you mouth the word, Winner. ...Losers drink soda. Morons! Soda costs the restaurant 5 cents per barrel. I drink the blood that drips out of my steak. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Harry Potter Ecstasy Pills are Probably Not an Officially-Licensed Product



Harry Potter Ecstasy pills: all the (un)cool kids are doing it! Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like a certain someone else. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: I really like this guy. He is wonderful and caring but we do not share the same values. What should I do?



It's okay to be in a relationship with someone who is different from you.
Good Differences:
You like vanilla. He likes chocolate.
Bad Differences:
You like apples. He likes sex with prostitutes.
Serious Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan in possession of TWELVE OUNCES of coke! (PHOTO)



HogWild Exclusive!

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Justin Timberlake Opens New Restaurant



Rule #324 of being a celebrity: When you reach superstar status you must open a restaurant in NYC. Justin Timberlake follows the rule, opens a restaurant, and names certain menu items after ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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The Simpsons Fans are the Most Powerful Fans on Earth



Because of the unstoppable might of Simpsons fans, The Simpsons Movie was ranked as one of the best movies ever made according to fan voting at IMDB... before It was even released! It is ranked higher than Gone with the Wind, Little Miss Sunshine, and even Police Academy IV: Citizens on Patrol! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Computer Programmer Sulks: Girlfriend 404



The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can not find a girlfriend with a good HEAD on her BODY, reason 0 being that he has limited cache. (WARNING: This article is for computer geeks only! :) Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes



"Over the weekend, President Bush had his annual physical and he had one of those colonoscopies. Now he knows what it feels like to be invaded. ... He's okay, although...

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Amazing Kid - Speaks 13 Languages




Amazing Kid - Speaks 13 Languages


Speaks 13 different languages including French, Italian, German, Arabic, Russian, and Japanese. Ranked 4.50 / 5 | 3,139 views | 11 comments



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Intelligent Tire..




Intelligent Tire..


watch this it's really funny Ranked 3.97 / 5 | 1,657 views | No comments



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Nice Bowling.




Nice Bowling.


thats a really funny bowling game. Ranked 3.69 / 5 | 272 views | No comments



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