Friday, July 27, 2007

There are 2 Types of People who go to the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet: Winners and Losers



Winners eat ONLY the most expensive items. I eat prime rib. I eat lobster. I pluck the shrimp out of the lobster sauce. I am that guy. The guy you glare at while you mouth the word, Winner. ...Losers drink soda. Morons! Soda costs the restaurant 5 cents per barrel. I drink the blood that drips out of my steak. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

Source: http://www.hogwild.net

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