Friday, August 31, 2007

"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality." -Calvin



"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."

-Calvin

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. -- Dick Gregory



I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come

into my neighborhood after dark.

-- Dick Gregory

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You cannot walk away from love.



You cannot walk away from love.

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Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"



Birth, n.:

The first and direst of all disasters.

-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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A bobby of Nottingham Junction Whose organ had long ceased to function Deceived his good wife For the rest of her life With the aid of his constable's truncheon.



A bobby of Nottingham Junction

Whose organ had long ceased to function

Deceived his good wife

For the rest of her life

With the aid of his constable's truncheon.

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1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.



1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire



Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

-- Voltaire

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Das Leben war ohne Zweifel eine �u�erst interessante Angelegenheit -- Anne Shirley



Das Leben war ohne Zweifel eine �u�erst interessante Angelegenheit

-- Anne Shirley

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Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!



Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Jack Frost ripping up your nose

Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire

And folks dressed up like buffaloes

Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow

Helps to make the season right

Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out

Will find it hard to see tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh

And every mother's child is sure to spy

To see if reindeer really scream when they die

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to ninety two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!

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A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions. They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions.



A remarkable race are the Persians;

They have such peculiar diversions.

They make love the whole day

In the usual way

And save up the nights for perversions.

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If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow



If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

-- Maslow

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Change your thoughts and you change your world.



Change your thoughts and you change your world.

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The Russians have put a small ball up in the air. That does not raise my apprehensions one iota. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower



The Russians have put a small ball up in the air. That does not raise my

apprehensions one iota.

-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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"If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles."



"If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10

apostles."

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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.



It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf. A gentleman, otherwise meek, Detested with passion the leek; When offered one out He dealt such a clout To the maid, she was down for a week. -- Edward Gorey



A geneticist living in Delft

Scientifically played with himself,

And when he was done

He labled it: son,

And filed him away on a shelf.

A gentleman, otherwise meek,

Detested with passion the leek;

When offered one out

He dealt such a clout

To the maid, she was down for a week.

-- Edward Gorey

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"If we relied conclusively on scientific data for every one of our findings, I'm afraid all of our work would be inconclusive." -- Henry Hudson, of the Meese Pornography Commission, on criticism of its conclusion that pornography causes sex crimes.



"If we relied conclusively on scientific data for every one of our

findings, I'm afraid all of our work would be inconclusive."

-- Henry Hudson, of the Meese Pornography Commission, on

criticism of its conclusion that pornography causes sex

crimes.

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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.



It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice

versa.

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Relax




Relax


Are you sad or you have some problems?Take a look and this sure will relax you. Ranked 3.02 / 5 | 241 views | 2 comments



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Supper Man




Supper Man


see supper man Ranked 3.03 / 5 | 209 views | No comments



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White Glove Tracking - Height = Speed




White Glove Tracking - Height = Speed


What happens when you let the height of Michael Jackson's white glove in his Billie Jean performance decide the speed of the video? Ranked 3.01 / 5 | 213 views | No comments



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Tiesto Ft. BT – Break My Fall




Tiesto Ft. BT – Break My Fall


Ultra Records is back with glamour and grandeur. Tiesto’s video for his song “Break My Fall,” features the pretty and whimsical BT, both her voice and the images for the song sleepy and dreamlike. Pretty women dolled up to the 9’s with handsome men at their heels dance and mingle in a beautiful, majestic room, with the strong, constant beat of the song throughout. For more, go to http://www.ultrarecords.com/ and http://store.ultrarecords.com/617465151552. From Wiredset Digital Agency. Ranked 3.72 / 5 | 704 views | No comments



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Tribute Video To Korn




Tribute Video To Korn


For all Korn fans! Ranked 3.24 / 5 | 63 views | No comments



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Chris Ochoa Vid 11




Chris Ochoa Vid 11


This one is a piece of that song that Vai plays on that G3 in Denver Ranked 3.16 / 5 | 56 views | No comments



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Me Singing (heaven)




Me Singing (heaven)


i want u to listen to my singing and tell me ur comment please don't forget the rate Ranked 3.57 / 5 | 892 views | 15 comments



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Google Earth 2008- Israel




Google Earth 2008- Israel


google earth wow Ranked 3.08 / 5 | 235 views | No comments



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Mmm Whisky !!!




Mmm Whisky !!!


This cat likes it !!!! it seems to be ! Ranked 3.40 / 5 | 632 views | 4 comments



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Caveman




Caveman


Rough the caveman Ranked 3.13 / 5 | 367 views | 1 comment



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3 Year Old Waterskiing




3 Year Old Waterskiing


My 3 year old tries waterskiing for the very first time. Ranked 3.64 / 5 | 817 views | 3 comments



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Indigen




Indigen


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Lehmann Terlepas The Ball Laaaaa




Lehmann Terlepas The Ball Laaaaa


Lehmann Terlepas The Ball Laaaaa Ranked 3.09 / 5 | 635 views | No comments



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Start Up Windows 20 Sec Faster




Start Up Windows 20 Sec Faster


With this tutorial you disable the windows loading screen during the start up.
This results in a faster startup. Ranked 3.73 / 5 | 453 views | 2 comments



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GRAND NOSTALGIA BY RHYTHM SMALL WORLD CLOCKS




GRAND NOSTALGIA BY RHYTHM SMALL WORLD CLOCKS


Grand Nostalgia is the newest best seller by Rhythm Clocks. Rhythm Small World Clocks typically play one of 6 to 18 melodies every hour on the hour. Courtneys Candles presents them all @ http://www.courtneyscandles.com/rhytmagcloc.html Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 26 views | No comments



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How To Draw Anime Girl 005 - Www.spyre.co.nr




How To Draw Anime Girl 005  - Www.spyre.co.nr


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Supra Fest




Supra Fest


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Retards Going Crazy




Retards Going Crazy


... well the title says it all. we did some REALLY retarded stuff... Ranked 3.09 / 5 | 199 views | 1 comment



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GHOSTS SPIRITS AND DEMONS EXPOSED




GHOSTS SPIRITS AND DEMONS EXPOSED


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GHOSTS SPIRITS AND DEMONS EXPOSED PARANORMAL SCARY HORROR NIGHT DEVIL EVP NDE TRUTH FAITH HEAVEN AFTERLIFE Ranked 3.05 / 5 | 73 views | No comments



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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Planning Her Big Comeback



Britney Spears comeback performance will be the biggest concert ever inside the insane asylum! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Political Cartoons of the Week



Check out our Editorial Cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.


New this week: cartoons on the Larry Craig bathroom sex scandal, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' resignation, the anniversary...

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Now Hooking Up with Magician Criss Angel



Britney Spears' fast-growing list of hook-ups: back-up dancers, male models, bodyguards, college students, magicians, the guy who drives her tour bus, Jared from the Subway commercials, the New York Yankees batboy... Funny MySpace Pictures + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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How to Americanize Soccer so that it Doesnt Suck



More scoring:
Ball goes in goal off of kick: 1 point
Ball goes in goal off of head-butt: 2 points
Ball goes in goal off of groin: 3 points + automatic entry into Americas Funniest Home Videos. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson Breaks Nose



Jessica Simpson breaks her nose while filming a new movie. I know what you are thinking... how stupid does someone have to be to let Jessica Simpson destroy another movie?! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: I miss my ex-boyfriend. He was my first love.



It is important to be selective about which guys you let enter your lady-hole. Because sex usually brings up emotions that are difficult to control. That is why there is a difference between making love and boinking. It is easy to confuse the two. Here is how you tell the difference... Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Method Man Ordered to tell Kids Not to Smoke Pot



Method Man, you know, the dude who raps about smoking blunts and who starred in a movie called How High? After being busted for marijuana possession, a judge ordered him to talk to kids about the dangers of smoking pot. Yeah, WARNING: You may end up a famous multi-millionaire like me! + a pic of a dude falling off a horse and landing on his face. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: How can I tell if this girl likes me or just wants to be friends?



Don�t be a brain-dead moron. Learn to read a womans signals!
SIGNALS THAT A GIRL JUST MIGHT LIKE YOU:
She smiles at you a lot
She plays with hair around you
She invites you over at night
She sits on your face in a friendly way

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Let the Punishment fit the Crime: Forget Prison! Michael Vick must Fight 66 Sexually Frustrated Pitbulls



How the hell does Michael Vick get off killing dogs that lose fights? He is lucky the Falcons don�t have that attitude because with all the games Vick has lost in his career... his ass would be dead right now!

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Under Investigation for Child Abuse



Ouch! Britney Spears is under investigation for child abuse. Turns out that the Department of Children and Family Services frowns upon mothers being public drunken sluts who are more often seen cradling a bottle of Jack Daniels than her babies. Who knew?! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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My 1st Time on Top... of a Motorcycle



I have done scary risk-taking stuff before� skydiving, hang gliding, eating Mexican in the airport food court right before a non-stop 7 hour international flight... But usually, I feel prepared. Before they let you jump out of an airplane to skydive, they train you and teach you and show you videos. Before I jumped onto this motorcycle, my only instructions were: 1 � hold on. 2 � don�t let go. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes



"How about that poor Senator Craig from Idaho? ... So he gets arrested in a men's room there at the airport in Minneapolis. And here's the deal now. He's now...

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Miss Teen South Carolina vs. Bush



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By now you've probably seen the infamous Miss Teen South Carolina video, featuring Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton�s bumbling attempt to explain...

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil. "Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say. "I will not vote." Having abstained, they are presented with a President who appoints the people who are going to rummage around in their lives for the next four years. Consider all the people who sat home in a stew in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert Humphrey. They showed Humphrey. Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black. -- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"



Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is

almost always the choice of the lesser evil. "Tweedledum and Tweedledee,"

they say. "I will not vote." Having abstained, they are presented with a

President who appoints the people who are going to rummage around in their

lives for the next four years. Consider all the people who sat home in a

stew in 1968 rather than vote for Hubert Humphrey. They showed Humphrey.

Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the

Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among

the gold and the black.

-- Russel Baker, "Ford without Flummery"

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The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.



The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a

dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.



A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you

call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.

"That's dynamite, baby."

-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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Have you ever really thought about there being a simple solution to America's problems? Why, we could solve all of our raw materials difficulties, foreign complications etc. over a long weekend. If we got up early, early mind you, on Saturday, we could take over Mexico by 10:00. Panama and most of South America would be a bit more difficult, but I believe we could do it by 6 or 7 that evening. Turning our attention northward, Canada would require most of Sunday morning. General mopping up and execution of the civilian populations would take up Sunday afternoon. I just don't understand why Washington hasn't thought of this...



Have you ever really thought about there being a simple solution to

America's problems? Why, we could solve all of our raw materials

difficulties, foreign complications etc. over a long weekend. If we

got up early, early mind you, on Saturday, we could take over Mexico

by 10:00. Panama and most of South America would be a bit more difficult,

but I believe we could do it by 6 or 7 that evening. Turning our

attention northward, Canada would require most of Sunday morning.

General mopping up and execution of the civilian populations would take

up Sunday afternoon. I just don't understand why Washington hasn't

thought of this...

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2 is the oddest prime.



2 is the oddest prime.

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I want to peacefully die in my sleep, like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car did!



I want to peacefully die in my sleep, like my grandfather did, not screaming like the passengers in his car did!

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My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -- Erica Jong



My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I

want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want

to screw again as long as I live.

-- Erica Jong

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Mathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part.



Mathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part.

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Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime. From now on I'll stick to the regular kind."



Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime. From now on I'll stick

to the regular kind."

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Hear about... the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit?



Hear about...

the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing

his whatchamacalit?

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Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets. -- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer) "Venus on the Half Shell"



Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia

because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers

couldn't compete successfully with poets.

-- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer) "Venus on the Half

Shell"

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Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.



Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

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If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schryer



If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.

-- Norm Schryer

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... Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to get it over with as quickly as possible, because the longer you stay in the mall, the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children emotionally. For example: "Frosty the Snowman" is about a snowman who befriends some children, plays with them until they learn to love him, then melts. And "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is about a young reindeer who, because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity? Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a tail. So unless you want your children exposed to this kind of i



... Now you're ready for the actual shopping. Your goal should be to get it

over with as quickly as possible, because the longer you stay in the mall,

the longer your children will have to listen to holiday songs on the mall

public-address system, and many of these songs can damage children

emotionally. For example: "Frosty the Snowman" is about a snowman who

befriends some children, plays with them until they learn to love him, then

melts. And "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is about a young reindeer who,

because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other

reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity?

Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive

reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as

if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a

tail. So unless you want your children exposed to this kind of

insensitivity, you should shop quickly.

-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"

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As for Carter being for registration but against the draft, isn't that sort of being like for putting it in and not taking it out? Even if it was possible not to follow through, you'd still be getting screwed.



As for Carter being for registration but against the draft, isn't that

sort of being like for putting it in and not taking it out? Even if it

was possible not to follow through, you'd still be getting screwed.

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Say Truck!




Say Truck!


it sound like fuc* he only baby, never mind.... Ranked 3.68 / 5 | 952 views | 1 comment



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Funny Japanes Artists




Funny Japanes Artists


Funny Japanes Artists!
making faces with the song Ranked 3.80 / 5 | 1,717 views | 1 comment



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Unusual Monuments




Unusual Monuments


Here is a compilation of pictures taken of unusual monuments around the world Ranked 3.40 / 5 | 97 views | No comments



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Sceptre X23WG-1080P 23-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor




Sceptre X23WG-1080P 23-inch Widescreen LCD Monitor


The Sceptre X23WG-1080P 23" Widescreen LCD Monitor. Brilliant WXGA+ 1440x900 resolution. Vibrant colors. A 8ms response time. Those are just a few of the features that make the affordable Sceptre X23WG-1080P LCD monitor among our best values. Boasting contrast ratio of 1000:1, 170(H)/170(V)-degree viewing angles and a flicker and static-free screen, the X23WG-1080P 23" offers an unforgettable viewing experience. Ranked 3.02 / 5 | 39 views | No comments



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Simpsons Star Wars Tribute Opening




Simpsons Star Wars Tribute Opening


This is a amazing opening sequence animated by a fan that looks as good as the real ones Ranked 3.37 / 5 | 345 views | No comments



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Koda Kumi - Twinkle




Koda Kumi - Twinkle


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Star Wars The Scenes Of Chad Vader (The Romeo Theater) 5 6 7 8




Star Wars The Scenes Of Chad Vader (The Romeo Theater) 5 6 7 8


star wars the Scenes of Chad Vader (The Romeo Theater) 5 6 7 8

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Inside The Gate




Inside The Gate


Video, improvisation, street, show, dancers, actors, tender, emotion, sensitivity. Ranked 2.99 / 5 | 64 views | No comments



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Run Forest Run




Run Forest Run


Blindfolded woman has to run around the pitch and find the banner. Time runs out and she just keeps on running... Watch out for the wall. Hilarious! Ranked 2.98 / 5 | 183 views | 1 comment



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Simpsons Star Wars




Simpsons Star Wars


Made by Comic Book Guys, for Comic Book Guys. Ranked 3.44 / 5 | 212 views | No comments



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Mario Theme Montage




Mario Theme Montage


The world's greatest song by the world's greatest musicians. Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 58 views | No comments



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New Orleans: Creole Shrimp Gumbo




New Orleans: Creole Shrimp Gumbo


In New Orleans, The Food Network's Dave Lieberman learns to make creole shrimp gumbo with Chef Poppy of the New Orleans Cooking Experience - in this episode of Hellmann's In Search of Real Food series. Ranked 3.64 / 5 | 76 views | No comments



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Naveh Parkour




Naveh Parkour


a small kid doind emazing staff. Ranked 3.30 / 5 | 201 views | 1 comment



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Real Russia - 1: Tervenichi




Real Russia - 1: Tervenichi


My collection of films will tell you about Real Russia...
This is film about nunnery Tervenichi near St.Petersburg... Ranked 3.56 / 5 | 47 views | 1 comment



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Liverpool Vs Toulouse (UEFA Champions League Qualifier 2nd Leg)




Liverpool Vs Toulouse (UEFA Champions League Qualifier 2nd Leg)


4-0 Dirk Kuyt
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Mumbai Zoo




Mumbai Zoo


An amateur reel of pics!!This zoo is due for a renovation...Lets hope for the best!! Ranked 3.03 / 5 | 200 views | No comments



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Fire Dance




Fire Dance


Dance Ranked 3.37 / 5 | 222 views | No comments



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Trade Show Displays And Exhibits




Trade Show Displays And Exhibits


Braingraphix is your one-stop-shop for all tradeshow, exhibits and demonstration needs. Take the stress of exhibitions of your hands with Braingraphix. Ranked 3.09 / 5 | 49 views | No comments



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Rocketboom: Backwards Motion




Rocketboom: Backwards Motion


Rocketboom goes backwards in time. Music: Eclipse Solaire by Vinc2-exoplanete Ranked 3.85 / 5 | 52 views | No comments



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My 1st Time on Top... of a Motorcycle



I have done scary risk-taking stuff before� skydiving, hang gliding, eating Mexican in the airport food court right before a non-stop 7 hour international flight... But usually, I feel prepared. Before they let you jump out of an airplane to skydive, they train you and teach you and show you videos. Before I jumped onto this motorcycle, my only instructions were: 1 � hold on. 2 � don�t let go. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes about Hurricane Katrina



As we mark the two-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, we invite you to revisit our damning compilation of the 25 most moronic, shocking, ridiculous and reprehensible things said during the...

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This Just In...



A roundup of the latest political insanity:


� The late-night comedians take a wide stance as they let loose a barrage of ridicule on Larry Craig.


� The Larry Craig scandal...

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The Singing Senators, In Happier Times



Pictured from left to right: Sen. Trent Lott (ousted as Majority Leader after retroactively endorsing Strom Thurmond�s 1948 segregationist presidential bid); Sen. Larry Craig (arrested for trying to have sex...

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Video Reenactment of the Larry Craig Bathroom Bust



The Larry Craig jokes have been flying fast and furious, but nothing is more painfully funny than the official police report. MSNBC�s Keith Olbermann provides a hilarious "Dragnet"-style reenactment of...

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Funny Setup




Funny Setup


Avery Funny Sceen From The TV Show King Of The Queen Ranked 3.50 / 5 | 245 views | 2 comments



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thief gets owned




thief gets owned


funny as hell watch Ranked 4.21 / 5 | 202 views | No comments



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HACK THE WINDOWS XP STARTUP MUSIC




HACK THE WINDOWS XP STARTUP MUSIC


Instead of listening the standard music during booting windows, here is a simple yet unexplored way to change it in a few steps. Ranked 3.48 / 5 | 210 views | 2 comments



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Beautiful Girl Eat Cockroach




Beautiful Girl Eat Cockroach


Beautiful girl eat cockroach Ranked 3.07 / 5 | 200 views | 1 comment



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Funny Polar Bears 2




Funny Polar Bears 2


You will laugh at this series of 7 videos! This polar bear family are just crazy! Ranked 3.41 / 5 | 243 views | 1 comment



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Funny Polar Bears 3




Funny Polar Bears 3


You will laugh at this series of 7 videos! This polar bear family are just crazy! Ranked 3.44 / 5 | 355 views | 1 comment



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Giant Pandas Deserve to be Extinct and We Should Eat Them Until They are all Gone



Just because a certain animal is endangered does not mean that we are supposed to save it. Havent you idiots heard of Darwinism? If we save every stupid creature on Earth, then pretty soon the world will be cluttered with retarded animals running into each other while hurling their poop and rooting for the Red Sox.

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Dating Advice: I saw my ex-boyfriend dancing with another girl so I beat her up. Now he wants me back. What should I do?



Whoa! No wonder he wants to be with you! I have never had a girl throw down punches for me! What an incredible ego trip!... Discover my 4 rules for choosing a girlfriend or boyfriend. And then learn my other 4 rules. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Now Hooking Up with Magician Criss Angel



Britney Spears' fast-growing list of hook-ups: back-up dancers, male models, bodyguards, college students, magicians, the guy who drives her tour bus, Jared from the Subway commercials, the New York Yankees batboy... Funny MySpace Pictures + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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How to Americanize Soccer so that it Doesnt Suck



More scoring:
Ball goes in goal off of kick: 1 point
Ball goes in goal off of head-butt: 2 points
Ball goes in goal off of groin: 3 points + automatic entry into Americas Funniest Home Videos. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson Breaks Nose



Jessica Simpson breaks her nose while filming a new movie. I know what you are thinking... how stupid does someone have to be to let Jessica Simpson destroy another movie?! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: I miss my ex-boyfriend. He was my first love.



It is important to be selective about which guys you let enter your lady-hole. Because sex usually brings up emotions that are difficult to control. That is why there is a difference between making love and boinking. It is easy to confuse the two. Here is how you tell the difference... Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Method Man Ordered to tell Kids Not to Smoke Pot



Method Man, you know, the dude who raps about smoking blunts and who starred in a movie called How High? After being busted for marijuana possession, a judge ordered him to talk to kids about the dangers of smoking pot. Yeah, WARNING: You may end up a famous multi-millionaire like me! + a pic of a dude falling off a horse and landing on his face. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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Dating Advice: How can I tell if this girl likes me or just wants to be friends?



Don�t be a brain-dead moron. Learn to read a womans signals!
SIGNALS THAT A GIRL JUST MIGHT LIKE YOU:
She smiles at you a lot
She plays with hair around you
She invites you over at night
She sits on your face in a friendly way

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Let the Punishment fit the Crime: Forget Prison! Michael Vick must Fight 66 Sexually Frustrated Pitbulls



How the hell does Michael Vick get off killing dogs that lose fights? He is lucky the Falcons don�t have that attitude because with all the games Vick has lost in his career... his ass would be dead right now!

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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Under Investigation for Child Abuse



Ouch! Britney Spears is under investigation for child abuse. Turns out that the Department of Children and Family Services frowns upon mothers being public drunken sluts who are more often seen cradling a bottle of Jack Daniels than her babies. Who knew?! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.

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The Next Big Republican Sex Scandal



What will be the next Republican sex scandal to break? Take our poll:


� Condoleezza Rice gives birth to Bush�s love child
� Rush Limbaugh caught paying for...

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Acne Which Have Red Marks




 Acne Which Have Red Marks


Red hot acne

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Spoof Gremlin Learning Advert




Spoof Gremlin Learning Advert


That goblin gets what he deserves Ranked 3.14 / 5 | 142 views | No comments



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Final Fantasy Great Tribute




Final Fantasy Great Tribute


I hope you'll like my work Ranked 3.37 / 5 | 37 views | 1 comment



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Wallstrip - Seasonality




Wallstrip - Seasonality


(5-9-07) Summer, Winter, Spring, and Fall: A Wallstrip trader knows it all.
Ranked 3.02 / 5 | 179 views | No comments



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Wallstrip - Costco Wholesale Corp. (COST)




Wallstrip - Costco Wholesale Corp. (COST)


(8-27-07) Today's Wallstrip answers the age-old question, "Where can I get enough peanut butter to fill my pool?" Costco Wholesale Corp. (COST) Ranked 3.10 / 5 | 87 views | No comments



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Wallstrip - Garmin Ltd. (GRMN)




Wallstrip - Garmin Ltd. (GRMN)


(8-6-07) Check the time, track your speed, monitor your heart-rate, measure the distance you've traveled, and stay on course. All of this and more...on your wrist? Garmin Ltd. (GRMN) Ranked 3.05 / 5 | 160 views | No comments



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