A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labled it: son, And filed him away on a shelf. A gentleman, otherwise meek, Detested with passion the leek; When offered one out He dealt such a clout To the maid, she was down for a week. -- Edward Gorey

A geneticist living in Delft

Scientifically played with himself,

And when he was done

He labled it: son,

And filed him away on a shelf.

A gentleman, otherwise meek,

Detested with passion the leek;

When offered one out

He dealt such a clout

To the maid, she was down for a week.

-- Edward Gorey

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