A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you

call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.

"That's dynamite, baby."

-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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