Have you ever really thought about there being a simple solution to America's problems? Why, we could solve all of our raw materials difficulties, foreign complications etc. over a long weekend. If we got up early, early mind you, on Saturday, we could take over Mexico by 10:00. Panama and most of South America would be a bit more difficult, but I believe we could do it by 6 or 7 that evening. Turning our attention northward, Canada would require most of Sunday morning. General mopping up and execution of the civilian populations would take up Sunday afternoon. I just don't understand why Washington hasn't thought of this...

Have you ever really thought about there being a simple solution to

America's problems? Why, we could solve all of our raw materials

difficulties, foreign complications etc. over a long weekend. If we

got up early, early mind you, on Saturday, we could take over Mexico

by 10:00. Panama and most of South America would be a bit more difficult,

but I believe we could do it by 6 or 7 that evening. Turning our

attention northward, Canada would require most of Sunday morning.

General mopping up and execution of the civilian populations would take

up Sunday afternoon. I just don't understand why Washington hasn't

thought of this...

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