Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Jack Frost ripping up your nose

Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire

And folks dressed up like buffaloes

Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow

Helps to make the season right

Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out

Will find it hard to see tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh

And every mother's child is sure to spy

To see if reindeer really scream when they die

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to ninety two

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!

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