pro street
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Demos�Previews�
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Need For Speed
Ranked 3.46 / 5 | 1,683 views | 3 comments
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Show Dance Girl...
Carousel
Carousel
Ranked 3.29 / 5 | 368 views | 1 comment
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Submitted By: 7eleveng
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funny�
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Coke + Mentos Cruise Missle
An after work experiment. With the correct amount of force, and a suitable collection of mentos you can make QUITE the Cruise missle ;)
Ranked 3.49 / 5 | 326 views | No comments
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coke�rocket�mentos�cruise�explode�
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Water Flame Candle - Amazingly Cool!
Have you ever imagined what a water flame candle would look like? Here it is! You can try out making your own water flame candle. Its not that hard ;) Enjoy...
Ranked 3.55 / 5 | 362 views | 2 comments
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Submitted By: Kingister
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water�flame�candle�art�animation�painting�sketching�drawing�
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This Babe Has Some Skill
This chick shows off her cool freestyle skills.
Ranked 4.07 / 5 | 1,218 views | 4 comments
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This�Babe�Has�Some�Skill�
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Aspendos
Aspendos
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Aspendos�
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The Pistol Shrimp
The pistol shrimp is the cowboy of the deep blue sea, with its claws that shoot a blast of water at speeds of 100 km/h at temperatures of the sun's surface
Ranked 4.00 / 5 | 422 views | 1 comment
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amazing�cool�pistol�shrimp�shock�wave�heat�sun�creature�kill�prey�
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Paper Clips Trick
Very simple trick. Learn and amaze your friends
Ranked 3.31 / 5 | 383 views | 2 comments
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paper�clip�trick�magic�amazing�tip�
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The Loch Ness
Nessie, the monster of Loch ness
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loch�ness�nessie�monster�scotland�
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We Will Rock You Rehearsal Somebody To Love
sneeky video of some body to love filmed at only the forth rehearsal
Ranked 3.05 / 5 | 213 views | 3 comments
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queen�we�will�rock�you�freddie�mercury�brian�may�roger�taylor�john�deacon�rehearsal�auditon�theatre�
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Chamara Silva 64 Vs Australia | World Cup 2007
Silva scored his first One Day International hundred against India just 3 weeks before the World Cup. His success in the middle order was a big bonus for Sri Lanka ahead of the tournament as over recent years theie batsmen had struggled in those positions.
His good form continued in the Cricket World Cup 2007, he managed to make 350 runs with an average of 43.75 with 4 half centuries and a highest score of 64.
Ranked 3.66 / 5 | 381 views | 2 comments
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cricket�chamara�silva�sri�lanka�australia�batting�ODI�world�cup�2007�
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pranks - in bed
pranks - in bed
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pranks�-��bed�
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500 Years Of Female Portraits In Western Art
500 Years of Female Portraits in Western Art. Beautiful women faces painted by various artists.
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500�Years�Female�Portraits�Western�Art�painting�artists�Sculpture�
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basket ball freestyle
basket ball freestyle
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basket�ball�freestyle�
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Apache Helicopter
This is how Apaches abilities
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Apache�Helicopters�Chopers�Greece�USA�US�Greek�Air�Flying�Flights�abilities�
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Perfect Gift For A Cute Girl
Must check it and try it
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jeans�bag�gift�cute�girl�chick�cool�tip�
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Magic
that is incredible
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magic�
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Butt Requires Leather
Britney Spears demands to leave airplane because there are no leather seats. In related news, waaaah! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Marry Me or Die
Once upon a time, I had this girlfriend. And we were in love. She wanted to get married. But I was 1000% against that kind of commitment. So I take her on an island vacation. The pilot announces that we are lost in the Bermuda Triangle... Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson New Lingerie Line
Jessica Simpson starts lingerie line for busty women. They bra cups double as cereal bowls. Sister Ashlee Simpson won't be outdone! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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Pirates of the Calisthenics: My Dramatic Battle at the Health Club
My epic battle vs. a creepy guy at my gym who ears an eye-patch. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Roger Clemens New Contract Requires a Piggyback Ride to the Mound
Roger Clemens returns to the New York Yankees, but only under certain conditions... + 3 reasons why being old is awesome! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Needs Sunblock
How does Lindsay Lohan like her barbecued burgers? + Paris Hilton is a responsible driver. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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The Ultimate HogWild Memorial Day Barbecue
A real man uses black charcoal from a 245 pound bag. He squeezes a pint of lighter fluid onto the charcoal. Then he lights a match by striking it against one of the following surfaces: 1 - the concrete sidewalk 2 - the side of his house 3 - the stubble on his face. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Miss Universe: I am in Love with Miss Estonia, and Miss Mexico, and Miss Poland and...
Miss Puerto Rico is in a pirate costume. I guess Puerto Rico has a history of pirates and stuff. No other country in the pageant is glorifying their criminal past. You don't see Miss Australia with a ball and chain. You do not see Miss China sitting at a computer making illegal copies of Windows Vista. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Lindsay Lohan is Really Good at Crashing her Car
Lindsay Lohan hugs a tree with her Mercedes. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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I admit it. I am bootleg.
I buy this bootleg brand of instant microwavable rice called Success Rice. That is weird. Because while I am standing in front of the microwave waiting to cook my 29 cent dinner of Soy Sauce and Success Rice... I don't feel like a success. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Top 10 Political Comedy Videos on YouTube
Check out a sampling of some of the most popular politcal comedy videos posted on YouTube in recent months, including a highlight reel of hilarious Bushisms and memorable comedy bits...
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Choosing Hillary Clinton's Theme Song
Hillary Clinton is holding a national contest to help her choose an official presidential campaign song. Political comedian Will Durst offers a few ideas in this guest column.
By Will Durst
We...
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
A slick talking pirate named Bruce To steal code, had a plan to seduce An Apple II+. Now Bruce wears a truss And was jailed for computer abuse.
A slick talking pirate named Bruce
To steal code, had a plan to seduce
An Apple II+.
Now Bruce wears a truss
And was jailed for computer abuse.
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This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
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Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!
Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!
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A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant's whang in her stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And don't wave it about, Or the others will all want one too."
A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And don't wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too."
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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY #21 -- July 30, 1917 On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then- Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully, "I thought I wouldn't get out of that under $1000!" Always one to learn from his mistakes, in later years President Harding carried on his affairs in a tiny closet in the White House Cabinet Room while Secret Service men stood lookout.
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY #21 -- July 30, 1917
On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then-
Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them
off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully, "I thought I
wouldn't get out of that under $1000!" Always one to learn from his
mistakes, in later years President Harding carried on his affairs in a
tiny closet in the White House Cabinet Room while Secret Service men
stood lookout.
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Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery. Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidbee wants to buy on margin. Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible. Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots. Bender: Hey, let's go join the Reform party! Everyone: Yeah!
Fry: What are we going to do?
Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
Amy: No, let's buy internet stock.
Zoidberg: On margin! Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.
Hermes: Look at me! I'm invisible.
Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.
Bender: Hey, let's go join the Reform party!
Everyone: Yeah!
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The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex. [Obviously written by a man--if it's causing so much trouble, *take* *more* *time*!]
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most
amount of trouble is sex.
[Obviously written by a man--if it's causing so much trouble,
*take* *more* *time*!]
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Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. -- Satchel Paige
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
-- Satchel Paige
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Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.
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Bad Luck Referee
wow, it great scene.
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Sexy�Amazing�humor�entertainment�
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Stupid Guy Crashes On Bike
stupid guy crashes on bike
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stupid�guy�crashes�on�bike�bloopers�
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Africa 2006
Egypt vs Kongo
3rd goal by Emad Metaeb
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soccer�
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GE-996
Spectacular effects, a work of art even...excelllent
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space�cosmo�effect�music�musique�espace�
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Madrid- Depor 2-1
rual goal
Ranked 3.34 / 5 | 120 views | No comments
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madrid�depor�soccer�football�
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Wasting A Car
car wrecking
Ranked 3.72 / 5 | 685 views | 2 comments
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sad�
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Funny Parking
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ranked 3.85 / 5 | 260 views | 1 comment
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ads�commercials�cars�mazda�woman�parking�
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The Golden Compass Trailer
Based on author Philip Pullman's bestselling and award-winning novel, The Golden Compass tells the first story in Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy. The Golden Compass is an exciting fantasy adventure, set in an alternative world where people's souls manifest themselves as animals, talking bears fight wars, and Gyptians and witches co-exist. At the center of the story is Lyra (played by newcomer Dakota Blue Richards), a 12-year-old girl who starts out trying to rescue a friend who's been kidnapped by a mysterious organization known as the Gobblers - and winds up on an epic quest to save not only her world, but ours as well. The Golden Compass stars an ensemble cast that includes Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, Sam Elliott, and Ian McShane. The film is written and directed by Chris Weitz (About A Boy, Antz) and produced by Deborah Forte and Bill Carraro (Frequency). It is executive produced by Andrew Miano and Paul Weitz (In Good Company). The Golden Compass is scheduled for a Dec. 7, 2007 release.
Ranked 3.68 / 5 | 235 views | No comments
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golden�compass�trailer�movies�cinema�
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Treadmill Full Speed
Sexy Gun Girl - Lindsay Lohan ( Trance Music )
This Young girl on photo shoot. with arm in her hand, what she thinking? playboy supermodel? :P
Ranked 3.48 / 5 | 105 views | 1 comment
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Sexy�Gun�Girl�Lindsay�Lohan�Trance�Music�new�news�hot�erotic�exotic�sexiest�playboy�model�fun�funn�
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COOOL GOAL
ILIKE THAT GOAL ITS REALY WIT NICE TOTCH BUT
BETWEEN YEM VS Q8
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COOL�GOAL�
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MALEK MOATH IN QATAR
HOW DID MALE MOATH MAKE THE GOAL WITH QATAR
HE IS NO A NORMAL PLAYER HE IS THE BEST PLAYER
IN MIDDLE EAST
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malek�motah�soccer�football�qatar�
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How To Get Better Thumbnail Quality
Sometimes when you resize an image it loses it's quality. Learn how to fix that.
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Baby
Extreme baby balance ...
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Africa 2006
Egypt vs Congo
1st goal by Ahmed Hassan
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soccer�
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Learn A False Cut! The Trinary Cut
Learn the Trinary cut created by David Acker. A wonderful three packet cut where one packet gets turned over. Filled with action and very fun to perform. Very deceptive!
Ranked 3.30 / 5 | 73 views | No comments
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card�magic�false�cut�exposed�explanation�tutorial�how��revealed�penguin�ellusionist�blaine�criss�
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Cake 'Going The Distance' Remix Video
The Cake Going The Distance video the way it should have been made. If I had made it. I love this song and all the movies I used. It just seem to fit well together. Actually.. if edited properly this song could fit well anywhere. :)
Ranked 3.31 / 5 | 116 views | 4 comments
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Cake�going�distance�music�video�star�wars�nascar�ben�hur�
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People With Too Much Time On Their Hands
Small, smaller, ...
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origami�small�milli�micro�nano�pico�crane�
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Gravity-defying Marble
When you blow into a straw with a marble on the other end, the marble wont fall off...
Ranked 3.27 / 5 | 139 views | No comments
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marble�straw�bernoulli�principal�magic�trick�
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World's Coolest Castles
It would be awesome to live in a castle! I could tell a babe: Hey, so, you wanna come back to my castle and watch a movie?... Do I have any pets? Yeah, I have a Golden Retriever named Buddy. Cutest thing. Oh, and I have a dragon. Cool Castle Pictures + Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Screams at Boyfriend
Lindsay Lohan screams at her boyfriend for cheating. This is confusing. Is it even possible to cheat on a whore? Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Butt Requires Leather
Britney Spears demands to leave airplane because there are no leather seats. In related news, waaaah! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Marry Me or Die
Once upon a time, I had this girlfriend. And we were in love. She wanted to get married. But I was 1000% against that kind of commitment. So I take her on an island vacation. The pilot announces that we are lost in the Bermuda Triangle... Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson New Lingerie Line
Jessica Simpson starts lingerie line for busty women. They bra cups double as cereal bowls. Sister Ashlee Simpson won't be outdone! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Pirates of the Calisthenics: My Dramatic Battle at the Health Club
My epic battle vs. a creepy guy at my gym who ears an eye-patch. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Roger Clemens New Contract Requires a Piggyback Ride to the Mound
Roger Clemens returns to the New York Yankees, but only under certain conditions... + 3 reasons why being old is awesome! Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Needs Sunblock
How does Lindsay Lohan like her barbecued burgers? + Paris Hilton is a responsible driver. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
The Ultimate HogWild Memorial Day Barbecue
A real man uses black charcoal from a 245 pound bag. He squeezes a pint of lighter fluid onto the charcoal. Then he lights a match by striking it against one of the following surfaces: 1 - the concrete sidewalk 2 - the side of his house 3 - the stubble on his face. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Miss Universe: I am in Love with Miss Estonia, and Miss Mexico, and Miss Poland and...
Miss Puerto Rico is in a pirate costume. I guess Puerto Rico has a history of pirates and stuff. No other country in the pageant is glorifying their criminal past. You don't see Miss Australia with a ball and chain. You do not see Miss China sitting at a computer making illegal copies of Windows Vista. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"Jimmy Carter called Bush and his administration the worst in history. As you know, President Bush's approval numbers have dropped as low as 28%. That's the lowest for any president...
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Friday, May 25, 2007
Dating Advice: I think my boyfriend is cheating. How do I find out?
Evidence that your man is cheating: he is breathing.
Just kidding! Sort of. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: David Hasselhoff Likes Alcohol
Knight Rider ex-wife reveals that he has been hospitalized 13 times for alcohol poisoning. Lindsay Lohan reacts. Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
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I went to the Most Awesome Summer Concert Ever... with my Parents
When I was 17 years old there was this awesome 3 Day Outdoor Summer Concert. I wanted to go so bad! My parents, hearing my enthusiasm, thought: How can we crush his dreams? So they said I could go BUT... only if they came along... Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
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Funny MySpace Pictures: Rosie ODonnell Wants to Host The Price is Right
Rosie ODonnell wants to replace Bob Barker as the host of The Price is Right but the producers want the new host to be a woman.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
World's Coolest Castles
It would be awesome to live in a castle! I could tell a babe: Hey, so, you wanna come back to my castle and watch a movie?... Do I have any pets? Yeah, I have a Golden Retriever named Buddy. Cutest thing. Oh, and I have a dragon. Cool Castle Pictures + Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Lindsay Lohan Screams at Boyfriend
Lindsay Lohan screams at her boyfriend for cheating. This is confusing. Is it even possible to cheat on a whore? Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Britney Spears Butt Requires Leather
Britney Spears demands to leave airplane because there are no leather seats. In related news, waaaah! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Marry Me or Die
Once upon a time, I had this girlfriend. And we were in love. She wanted to get married. But I was 1000% against that kind of commitment. So I take her on an island vacation. The pilot announces that we are lost in the Bermuda Triangle... Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Funny MySpace Pictures: Jessica Simpson New Lingerie Line
Jessica Simpson starts lingerie line for busty women. They bra cups double as cereal bowls. Sister Ashlee Simpson won't be outdone! Funny MySpace Pictures + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Pirates of the Calisthenics: My Dramatic Battle at the Health Club
My epic battle vs. a creepy guy at my gym who ears an eye-patch. Funny Rants + Twisted Humor.
Source: http://www.hogwild.net
Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment. They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at *___all* levels. They would like personal computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their Correctness Verification Aid packages.
Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
moment. They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
systems could be virtual at *___all* levels. They would like personal
computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
Correctness Verification Aid packages.
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A computer, to print out a fact, Will divide, multiply, and subtract. But this output can be No more than debris, If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo
A computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than debris,
If the input was short of exact.
-- Gigo
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"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot."
"It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set
foot."
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Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.
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Were there no women, men might live like gods. -- Thomas Dekker
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
-- Thomas Dekker
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This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom. -- Calvin
This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom.
-- Calvin
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A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could not be deferred. So to irritate Knox He shit in his sox, And plastered the walls with his turd.
A playful young chemist named Byrd
Had an urge that could not be deferred.
So to irritate Knox
He shit in his sox,
And plastered the walls with his turd.
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"Where'd she get those crow's feet?" "You really want to know?" "Yeah." "From squinting and screaming, 'Suck what!?'"
"Where'd she get those crow's feet?"
"You really want to know?"
"Yeah."
"From squinting and screaming, 'Suck what!?'"
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Q: Why do men marry women? A: You can't teach sheep to do housework.
Q: Why do men marry women?
A: You can't teach sheep to do housework.
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"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." George W. Bush November 2, 2000 The presidential candidate speaking in St. Charles, Missouri. Reported by USA Today. (Note: Social Security _is_ a federal program.)
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some
kind of federal program."
George W. Bush
November 2, 2000
The presidential candidate speaking in St. Charles, Missouri. Reported by USA
Today. (Note: Social Security _is_ a federal program.)
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After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
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Hackathon Raisin Rice 10 cups rice 5 Onions, chopped fine 10 cloves garlic, crushed Butter 2.5 cups raisins 2.5 tsp oregano 22 cups water 40 chicken bouillon cubes (or equivalent - you want to make double strength chicken stock - chicken-in-a-mug works well made double strength). Saute Rice, onion and garlic in a little butter until slightly brown. I manage this in the (large) pot(s) necessary by throwing together the onion, garlic, and butter to brown up, then faking it a bit with the dry rice thrown in while threatening kitchen interlopers with sharp instruments if they come in to ask how it's going. Dissolve bouillon in water, add along with remaining ingredients. Cook until rice is done (for more intimate proportions, divide down to an appropriate amount of rice for your occasion).
Hackathon Raisin Rice
10 cups rice
5 Onions, chopped fine
10 cloves garlic, crushed
Butter
2.5 cups raisins
2.5 tsp oregano
22 cups water
40 chicken bouillon cubes (or equivalent - you want to make double
strength chicken stock - chicken-in-a-mug
works well made double strength).
Saute Rice, onion and garlic in a little butter until slightly brown.
I manage this in the (large) pot(s) necessary by throwing together
the onion, garlic, and butter to brown up, then faking it a bit with
the dry rice thrown in while threatening kitchen interlopers with
sharp instruments if they come in to ask how it's going.
Dissolve bouillon in water, add along with remaining ingredients.
Cook until rice is done (for more intimate proportions, divide down
to an appropriate amount of rice for your occasion).
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Linux Advocacy Crackdown SHERIDAN, WY -- In an unprecedented blow to Linux advocacy, Aaron McAdams, an employee at the Sheridan Try-N-Save Discount Store, was fired last week. According to the store's general manager, McAdams was fired because "he constantly rearranged items on shelves so that Linux-related books and software boxes would be displayed more prominently than Windows merchandise." McAdams' boss added, "If he would have spent as much time actually working as he did hiding Windows books at the back of shelves, he wouldn't have received the pink slip." The general manager supplied Humorix with videotapes from the store's security cameras showing McAdams in action. In one scene, he takes a whole stack of "...For Dummies" books and buries them in the Cheap Romance section, an area of the store rarely visited by computer users. In another, McAdams can be plainly seen setting copies of Red Hat Linux in front of a lar
Linux Advocacy Crackdown
SHERIDAN, WY -- In an unprecedented blow to Linux advocacy, Aaron McAdams, an
employee at the Sheridan Try-N-Save Discount Store, was fired last week.
According to the store's general manager, McAdams was fired because "he
constantly rearranged items on shelves so that Linux-related books and
software boxes would be displayed more prominently than Windows merchandise."
McAdams' boss added, "If he would have spent as much time actually working as
he did hiding Windows books at the back of shelves, he wouldn't have received
the pink slip."
The general manager supplied Humorix with videotapes from the store's
security cameras showing McAdams in action. In one scene, he takes a whole
stack of "...For Dummies" books and buries them in the Cheap Romance section,
an area of the store rarely visited by computer users. In another, McAdams
can be plainly seen setting copies of Red Hat Linux in front of a large,
eye-catching display of various Microsoft products at the front of the
store. Finally, at one point McAdams can be seen slapping huge tags reading
"DEMO DISPLAY BOX -- NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL 1999" on boxes of Windows 98.
McAdams disputes his bosses accusations. "If he would spend more time
actually working instead of peering over security camera footage for hours on
end, this store might actually turn a profit for a change."
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Q: How can we get the Beatles to reunite for one more concert? A: With three more bullets.
Q: How can we get the Beatles to reunite for one more concert?
A: With three more bullets.
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Futbal
10 Funny Goal
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I'd Rather Be Juggling Promo
A group of 3 Jugglers called I'd Rather Be Juggling. This is our promo video. New on comming soon
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The Legend Of Hossm Hassan Part 2
This is for all those who questions if Hossam Hassan is the Egypyian Legend that fan say he is (more)
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Flowergod: Asian Bamboo Arrangement 4X
The Flowergod designs an asian bamboo arrangement at 4X speed. Full floral design instructional video available at TheFlowergod.com.
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UN TOUR DANS TON AMOUR Voleurs De Lunes)
a slow? No, a hard rock
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Raw Egg Consumption
This is my nephew eating a raw egg on xmas morning as a dare (and $20). He tried the two previous xmas' but failed.
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Xea7 Winter Frags The Movie
xea7 winter frags the movie
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The Musical Pillars Of Vittahla Temple Hampi
A beautiful temple constructed in 1567 AD every pillar in this temple was created to make music different sounds... Hampi, India
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Kisses
me blowing kisses
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Tami II
Tami II
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Punch Line
Body shots
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