A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could not be deferred. So to irritate Knox He shit in his sox, And plastered the walls with his turd.

A playful young chemist named Byrd

Had an urge that could not be deferred.

So to irritate Knox

He shit in his sox,

And plastered the walls with his turd.



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