A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant's whang in her stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And don't wave it about, Or the others will all want one too."

A lady while dining at Crewe

Found an elephant's whang in her stew.

Said the waiter, "Don't shout,

And don't wave it about,

Or the others will all want one too."



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