It seems that a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar. The Scot immediately singled out the bartender and proclaimed that drinks were on the house, and that he expected him to serve only his best. The next day, the headlines read: Irish Ventriloquist Beaten to Death Behind Bar.

It seems that a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar. The Scot

immediately singled out the bartender and proclaimed that drinks were

on the house, and that he expected him to serve only his best. The next

day, the headlines read: Irish Ventriloquist Beaten to Death Behind Bar.



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