A chap down in Oklahoma Had a cock that could sing La Paloma, But the sweetness of pitch Couldn't put off the hitch Of impotence, size and aroma.

A chap down in Oklahoma

Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,

But the sweetness of pitch

Couldn't put off the hitch

Of impotence, size and aroma.



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