A new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of Alaska, where there were no women for miles. He finally couldn't take it anymore and nervously asked the foreman what the other men did to relieve the pressure. "Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower," suggested the foreman. "The other men swear by it." The lumberjack dubiously tried it out and had the experience of his life. "That barrel is fantastic! Warm! Wet! I'm going to use it every day!" "Every day but the third Wednesday of the month," one of the other men replied. "Why not then?" "That's your day in the barrel."

A new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of

Alaska, where there were no women for miles. He finally couldn't take it

anymore and nervously asked the foreman what the other men did to relieve

the pressure.

"Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower," suggested the

foreman. "The other men swear by it."

The lumberjack dubiously tried it out and had the experience of

his life. "That barrel is fantastic! Warm! Wet! I'm going to use it

every day!"

"Every day but the third Wednesday of the month," one of the

other men replied.

"Why not then?"

"That's your day in the barrel."



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