There were the Scots Who kept the Sabbath And everything else they could lay their hands on. Then there were the Welsh Who prayed on their knees and their neighbors. Thirdly there were the Irish Who never knew what they wanted But were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English Who considered themselves a self-made nation Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.

There were the Scots

Who kept the Sabbath

And everything else they could lay their hands on.

Then there were the Welsh

Who prayed on their knees and their neighbors.

Thirdly there were the Irish

Who never knew what they wanted

But were willing to fight for it anyway.

Lastly there were the English

Who considered themselves a self-made nation

Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.



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