It’s Time to Get a New Lawyer When Joke

- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other.
- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
- He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.”
- He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.
- Every couple of minutes [...]

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