As part of an equal opportunity project, a memo was sent to all the offices within External Affairs asking for "A list of all employees broken down by sex." One of the memos was returned with the notation: "I'm sorry: we know of nobody in this office who fits your criteria. We do, however, have two alcoholics."

As part of an equal opportunity project, a memo was sent to all the offices

within External Affairs asking for "A list of all employees broken down by

sex."



One of the memos was returned with the notation: "I'm sorry: we

know of nobody in this office who fits your criteria. We do, however,

have two alcoholics."



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