A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint. The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross examine him about his recent diet. "Well, I ate a missionary yesterday. Do you think that could be the problem?" The VWD says "Hmmmm." (All doctors say "Hmmmm.") "That could be. Tell me a bit about this missionary." "Well, he was tall for a white man, wearing a brown robe. He was walking down the trail, not watching for danger, so I speared him, dragged him home, cleaned him, boiled him and ate him." "Ah-hah!" (All doctors say "Ah-hah!") There's your problem," smiles the VWD. You boiled him, but he was a friar!"

A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes

to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint. The VWD examines him

and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, began to cross

examine him about his recent diet.

"Well, I ate a missionary yesterday. Do you think that could be

the problem?"

The VWD says "Hmmmm." (All doctors say "Hmmmm.") "That could be.

Tell me a bit about this missionary."

"Well, he was tall for a white man, wearing a brown robe. He was

walking down the trail, not watching for danger, so I speared him, dragged

him home, cleaned him, boiled him and ate him."

"Ah-hah!" (All doctors say "Ah-hah!") There's your problem," smiles

the VWD. You boiled him, but he was a friar!"



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