A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island on which he landed was populated by savage cannibals who tied him, dazed and exhausted, to a thick stake. They then proceeded to cut his arms with their spears and drink his blood. This continued for several days until the castaway could stand no more. He yelled for the cannibal chief and declared, "You can kill me if you want to, but this torture with the spears has got to stop. Dammit, I'm tired of getting stuck for the drinks."

A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island

on which he landed was populated by savage cannibals who tied him, dazed

and exhausted, to a thick stake. They then proceeded to cut his arms

with their spears and drink his blood. This continued for several days

until the castaway could stand no more. He yelled for the cannibal chief

and declared, "You can kill me if you want to, but this torture with the

spears has got to stop. Dammit, I'm tired of getting stuck for the drinks."



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