A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with a ghost. At the height of the spasm The poor ectoplasm Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."

A hearty young fellow named Yost

Once had an affair with a ghost.

At the height of the spasm

The poor ectoplasm

Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."



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