The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at .8 second intervals, which is approximately the beat of Surfing Safari" by the Beach Boys. Unless these contractions occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics. -- John Hughes, National Lampoon

The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the

outer third of the vagina at .8 second intervals, which is approximately

the beat of Surfing Safari" by the Beach Boys. Unless these contractions

occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for

mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics.

-- John Hughes, National Lampoon



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