If you're going to break up with your old lady and you live in a small town, make sure you don't break up at three in the morning. Because you're screwed -- there's nothing to do ... So make it about nine in the morning, ... bullshit around, worry her a little, then come back at seven in the night. -- Lenny Bruce

If you're going to break up with your old lady and you live in a small

town, make sure you don't break up at three in the morning. Because you're

screwed -- there's nothing to do ... So make it about nine in the morning,

... bullshit around, worry her a little, then come back at seven in the

night.

-- Lenny Bruce



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