One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O' HONEY. So he took his Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of 5th AVENUE and CLARK where he there began to feel her MOUNDS. And that was an ALMOND JOY which definately made his TOOSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT KAT which of course caused the MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH, HENRY!" as she squeezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said "you're better then the 3 MUSKETEERS." -- John Volby (Dr. Dirty), "The Candy Bar Poem"

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O' HONEY. So he took his Miss

HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of 5th AVENUE and CLARK where he

there began to feel her MOUNDS. And that was an ALMOND JOY which definately

made his TOOSIE ROLL.

He let out a SNICKER as he slipped his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT KAT

which of course caused the MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH, HENRY!" as she

squeezed his PETER, PAUL and ZAGNUTS and said "you're better then the 3

MUSKETEERS."

-- John Volby (Dr. Dirty), "The Candy Bar Poem"



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