Saturday, April 14, 2007

When the naive young lady asked the clerk in Le Sex Shoppe to show her his selection of vibrators, he brought out the two most popular ones. "The basic white plastic one here is twenty dollars," the clerk said. "The flesh-toned rubber models are thirty." "I'm just not sure," the woman said, Then she noticed an eye-catching item on the back shelf. "How much is that plaid one over there? "Uh, well, that's a pretty special one," said the clerk. "I couldn't sell you that one for less than a hundred." "I'll take it." Later that day, the store owner checked in to see how business was going. "Great," the clerk told him. "This morning, I sold four white vibrators and three flesh-toned ones. And, this afternoon, I got a hundred bucks for my Thermos."



When the naive young lady asked the clerk in Le Sex Shoppe to show her his

selection of vibrators, he brought out the two most popular ones.

"The basic white plastic one here is twenty dollars," the clerk said.

"The flesh-toned rubber models are thirty."

"I'm just not sure," the woman said, Then she noticed an eye-catching

item on the back shelf. "How much is that plaid one over there?

"Uh, well, that's a pretty special one," said the clerk. "I couldn't

sell you that one for less than a hundred."

"I'll take it."

Later that day, the store owner checked in to see how business was

going. "Great," the clerk told him. "This morning, I sold four white

vibrators and three flesh-toned ones. And, this afternoon, I got a hundred

bucks for my Thermos."



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