Dating Advice: I met a great girl who was visiting my town. Now she is back home. What should I do?

Do this immediately: 1 - Sell all your stuff. 2 - Move to her town. 3 - Show up at her door with 12 dozen roses, 3 puppies and a diamond ring the size of a baseball. When she answers the door, begin weeping at her beauty. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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