A ten-year-old kid came home from school one day, and when his mom asked how was school he says: "Gee, great, mom. I got laid!" She's shocked and sends him upstairs, where his dad finds him after work. "Mommy told me about your day at school, Billy, and I think we men should keep it a secret. Women just don't understand these things." So every night Dad goes up to Billy's room after Mom tucks him in: "You get laid today, Billy?" "Yeah, Dad." "How was it?" "Real neat, Dad, I liked it a lot." "Good Boy!". A month later: "You get laid today?" "No, Dad." "No? How come?" "Gee, Dad, my ass is getting really sore."

A ten-year-old kid came home from school one day, and when his mom

asked how was school he says: "Gee, great, mom. I got laid!"

She's shocked and sends him upstairs, where his dad finds him after

work. "Mommy told me about your day at school, Billy, and I think we men

should keep it a secret. Women just don't understand these things."

So every night Dad goes up to Billy's room after Mom tucks him in:

"You get laid today, Billy?"

"Yeah, Dad."

"How was it?"

"Real neat, Dad, I liked it a lot."

"Good Boy!".

A month later: "You get laid today?"

"No, Dad."

"No? How come?"

"Gee, Dad, my ass is getting really sore."

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