I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days. Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people ... -- Davy Barry, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE COMING!"

I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that

the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days. Congress is

thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists

broadcast signals to alien beings. This would be a large mistake.

Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off

their federal programs as if they were merely poor people ...

-- Davy Barry, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE

COMING!"



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