I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing. I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half. Well, the first time I tried coke I was so embarrassed. I kept getting the bottle stuck up my nose. -- Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking

pot I didn't know what I was doing. I smoked half the joint, got the

munchies, and ate the other half.



Well, the first time I tried coke I was so embarrassed. I kept getting the

bottle stuck up my nose.

-- Rodney Dangerfield



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