"He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk! He's ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker! It's a stiff! No breath of life, he may rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's curled up his tooties! He's shuffled off this mortal world! He's run down the curtain, and joined the bleed'n Choir Invincible! HE'S FUCKING SNUFFED IT! Vis-a-vi his metabolic processes is head is lost. All statements concerning this parrot is no longer a going concern, after from now on, Inoperative... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

"He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot won't squawk! He's

ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet his maker! It's a

stiff! No breath of life, he may rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed

him to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies! He's off the twig!

He's kicked the bucket! He's curled up his tooties! He's shuffled off

this mortal world! He's run down the curtain, and joined the bleed'n

Choir Invincible! HE'S FUCKING SNUFFED IT! Vis-a-vi his metabolic

processes is head is lost. All statements concerning this parrot is no

longer a going concern, after from now on, Inoperative...



THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"



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