A nuclear family is out golfing one day, when it becomes clear that Dad isn't going to win any trophies, at least on this course. On the 3rd hole, after two miserable bogies, he misses a two foot putt and exclaims, "Shit!" His wife glances over at their sixteen year old daughter and says nothing. On the fourth hole Dad tees off with an incredible hook, and, after the inevitable exclamation, his wife reproves him with "Honey!" This continues on, with his golfing getting worse and his wife getting more and more upset about his language. Finally, on the 17th hole, he again misses a very easy putt. Flinging his club down, he curses the hole, the club, and the sunset, using the word "fuck" for the first time. His wife whirls around and cries, "Honey! Our daughter is standing right next to you!" Feeling remorseful, but somewhat defensive, he turns to the daughter and says, "Well, Cindy, you've heard that word before, haven't yo

A nuclear family is out golfing one day, when it becomes clear that Dad isn't

going to win any trophies, at least on this course. On the 3rd hole, after

two miserable bogies, he misses a two foot putt and exclaims, "Shit!"

His wife glances over at their sixteen year old daughter and says

nothing.

On the fourth hole Dad tees off with an incredible hook, and, after

the inevitable exclamation, his wife reproves him with "Honey!"

This continues on, with his golfing getting worse and his wife getting

more and more upset about his language. Finally, on the 17th hole, he again

misses a very easy putt. Flinging his club down, he curses the hole, the

club, and the sunset, using the word "fuck" for the first time. His wife

whirls around and cries, "Honey! Our daughter is standing right next to you!"

Feeling remorseful, but somewhat defensive, he turns to the

daughter and says, "Well, Cindy, you've heard that word before, haven't

you?"

"Yes," the daughter replies, "but never in anger."



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