Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house. Q: How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to write the HOWTO-LIGHTBULB-CRONJOB, and another to read it. -- Geoff Johnson

Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house.



Q: How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to write the HOWTO-LIGHTBULB-CRONJOB, and another to read

it.



-- Geoff Johnson



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