A sheriff arrived at the scene of the horrible accident just as his deputy, all alone, was climbing down from the controls of a bulldozer. "Say, Junior, what's goin' on?" asked the sheriff. "A bus full of migrant workers went out of control and over the cliff, and I just finished buryin' 'em," explained the deputy. "Good work, boy," replied the sheriff. "Pretty gory work -- were all of 'em dead?" Junior nodded sadly and said, "Some of them said they weren't, but you know how them Mex'cans lie."

A sheriff arrived at the scene of the horrible accident just as his deputy,

all alone, was climbing down from the controls of a bulldozer. "Say,

Junior, what's goin' on?" asked the sheriff.

"A bus full of migrant workers went out of control and over the

cliff, and I just finished buryin' 'em," explained the deputy.

"Good work, boy," replied the sheriff. "Pretty gory work -- were

all of 'em dead?"

Junior nodded sadly and said, "Some of them said they weren't, but

you know how them Mex'cans lie."



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