So this traveling salesman got an audience with the Pope. "Hey, father," he said, "have you heard the joke about the two Polacks who --" "My son," the Pope reminded him, "I'm Polish." The salesman thought for a moment. "That's okay, Father," he said. "I'll tell it very slowly."

So this traveling salesman got an audience with the Pope.

"Hey, father," he said, "have you heard the joke about the two

Polacks who --"

"My son," the Pope reminded him, "I'm Polish."

The salesman thought for a moment.

"That's okay, Father," he said. "I'll tell it very slowly."



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