A strange looking white man came to the Indian reservation looking for a job. He asked to talk to the Chief of the tribe, so he might give his qualifications. The Chief strode forward from the group surrounding the white man and said: "You leave! No job!" The man explained that this was no ordinary job he was seeking, but that of tribe Medicine-Man. He would convince him if the Chief would allow him to demonstrate his magic. "No magic!" said the disbelieving Chief. "Oh, yeah?", said the stranger. "I'll prove it to you by making your dog, here, talk!" "Dog, no talk!" responded the Chief, but before he could finish, he heard a voice coming out of the mouth of the dog saying, "The Chief treats me good. He feeds me, and keeps me in teepee when it snows!" "If you still have doubts as to my magic," continued the stranger, "the next voice you'll hear will be that of your horse!" "Horse, no talk!" argued the still-sceptical C

A strange looking white man came to the Indian reservation looking

for a job. He asked to talk to the Chief of the tribe, so he might give his

qualifications. The Chief strode forward from the group surrounding the

white man and said: "You leave! No job!"

The man explained that this was no ordinary job he was seeking, but

that of tribe Medicine-Man. He would convince him if the Chief would allow

him to demonstrate his magic. "No magic!" said the disbelieving Chief.

"Oh, yeah?", said the stranger. "I'll prove it to you by making

your dog, here, talk!"

"Dog, no talk!" responded the Chief, but before he could finish, he

heard a voice coming out of the mouth of the dog saying, "The Chief treats me

good. He feeds me, and keeps me in teepee when it snows!"

"If you still have doubts as to my magic," continued the stranger,

"the next voice you'll hear will be that of your horse!"

"Horse, no talk!" argued the still-sceptical Chief, but again he

heard a voice that said: "I am the Chief's favorite horse. He takes me up to

the green pasture to eat and brushes my coat when I get dirty."

The stranger, still seeing some disbelieving faces, claimed for his

final trick he would make the Chief's sheep talk.

"NO!" cried the Chief, "SHEEP LIE!"



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