A stranger had just arrived in the mining town and was spending the evening at the local saloon. After a few drinks, he mentioned to the bartender that he hadn't seen a single woman in the entire town. The bartender replied, "Nope. Ain't no women in this town!" "No women? What do the men do for... er..." "Oh, for sex? Did you see all those pigs in the street? That's the answer, right there." Shaking his head incredulously, the stranger settled back to his drinking. Within a short time, however, the liquor had convinced him that he wanted to try out a pig himself. He had watched several miners walk upstairs to the trysting rooms with squealing piglets under their arms. Now, he was game to make his move. He wandered out to the back of the saloon and chose a nice fat, pink sow. As he walked to the stairs, the entire saloon went quiet. In the embarassing hush, all eyes were upon him. "What's the matter? I thought all y

A stranger had just arrived in the mining town and was spending the evening at

the local saloon. After a few drinks, he mentioned to the bartender that he

hadn't seen a single woman in the entire town.

The bartender replied, "Nope. Ain't no women in this town!"

"No women? What do the men do for... er..."

"Oh, for sex? Did you see all those pigs in the street? That's the

answer, right there."

Shaking his head incredulously, the stranger settled back to his

drinking. Within a short time, however, the liquor had convinced him that he

wanted to try out a pig himself. He had watched several miners walk upstairs

to the trysting rooms with squealing piglets under their arms. Now, he was

game to make his move. He wandered out to the back of the saloon and chose

a nice fat, pink sow. As he walked to the stairs, the entire saloon went

quiet. In the embarassing hush, all eyes were upon him.

"What's the matter? I thought all you fellows did this!"

"Yeah, but that's Black Bart's girl," replied the barkeep.



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