There are two couples that want to convert to Catholicism. They go and see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain from sex for thirty days. Thirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest. He asks the first couple if they passed the test. "Father, we didn't so much as TOUCH one another during the last month. "Congratulations," the priest replies, "you are now qualified to enter the Church." Then, the priests asked the second couple how they did. "Well, Father," the husband says, "everything was going just fine until the 27th day. My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and I just happened to notice that she didn't have any panties on. I couldn't stand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it to her right there." "That's DISGUSTING!", the priest bellows. "I can never let you into the Church after something like that." "I understand Fat

There are two couples that want to convert to Catholicism. They go

and see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain

from sex for thirty days.

Thirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest. He asks

the first couple if they passed the test.

"Father, we didn't so much as TOUCH one another during the last month.

"Congratulations," the priest replies, "you are now qualified to enter

the Church." Then, the priests asked the second couple how they did.

"Well, Father," the husband says, "everything was going just fine

until the 27th day. My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and

I just happened to notice that she didn't have any panties on. I couldn't

stand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it

to her right there."

"That's DISGUSTING!", the priest bellows. "I can never let you into

the Church after something like that."

"I understand Father," the man replies sadly, "they won't let us

into Safeway anymore either."



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