The young stud walked into a bordello. After he took his clothes off, the woman was puzzled to see him put a clothespin on his nose, stuff cotton in his ears, and put a prophylactic on his penis. "Hey," she asked, "what the hell are you doing?" "Well, ma'am", replied the stud, "there are two things I just can't stand. A screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber."

The young stud walked into a bordello. After he took his clothes off, the

woman was puzzled to see him put a clothespin on his nose, stuff cotton in

his ears, and put a prophylactic on his penis.

"Hey," she asked, "what the hell are you doing?"

"Well, ma'am", replied the stud, "there are two things I just can't

stand. A screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber."



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