10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man: (1) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling. (2) A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers' quarterback. (3) A beer won't even act amazed if you can. (4) You don't have to let a beer win. (5) Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with it, too. (6) A beer helps with the housework. (7) A beer will never fumble with your bra. (8) A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it. (9) A beer doesn't want you to raise its children. (10) A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.

10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:



(1) A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

(2) A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers'

quarterback.

(3) A beer won't even act amazed if you can.

(4) You don't have to let a beer win.

(5) Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to

sleep with it, too.

(6) A beer helps with the housework.

(7) A beer will never fumble with your bra.

(8) A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

(9) A beer doesn't want you to raise its children.

(10) A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.

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