Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes -- and with the brassiere, Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that. But their true stroke of genius was the new bait. The old fashioned mousetrap was loaded with cheese; nobody cares much about cheese, except mice. But when American Know-How reloaded the brassiere with tits, every heterosexual male in the country was hopelessly trapped. -- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"

Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes -- and with the brassiere,

Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that. But their true stroke of genius was

the new bait. The old fashioned mousetrap was loaded with cheese;

nobody cares much about cheese, except mice. But when American

Know-How reloaded the brassiere with tits, every heterosexual male in

the country was hopelessly trapped.

-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"

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