Dating Advice: I saw my ex-boyfriend dancing with another girl so I beat her up. Now he wants me back. What should I do?

Whoa! No wonder he wants to be with you! I have never had a girl throw down punches for me! What an incredible ego trip!... Discover my 4 rules for choosing a girlfriend or boyfriend. And then learn my other 4 rules. Serious Dating Advice + Seriously Twisted Humor.

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