An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: it gets laid once; it gets eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only person who will sit on its face is its mother.

An egg has the shortest sex-life of all: it gets laid once; it gets

eaten once. It also has to come in a box with 11 others, and the only

person who will sit on its face is its mother.

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