Finally, a reporter got a chance to interview Tarzan. Reporter: Tarzan? Is that your first or last name? Tarzan: Tarzan first name. Reporter: Then, what's your whole name? Tarzan: Tarzan of the Apes. Reporter: And who is the woman with you? Tarzan: That Jane. Reporter: And what's Jane's whole name? Tarzan: Cunt.

Finally, a reporter got a chance to interview Tarzan.



Reporter: Tarzan? Is that your first or last name?

Tarzan: Tarzan first name.

Reporter: Then, what's your whole name?

Tarzan: Tarzan of the Apes.

Reporter: And who is the woman with you?

Tarzan: That Jane.

Reporter: And what's Jane's whole name?

Tarzan: Cunt.

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